#1
it's i_lovemetalliaca's birthday

here's to Jacob

have some of that Casu Marzu we spoke of once:
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#2
Happy birthday!

I bought you a beer as a gift, but I'll be forced to drink it myself if you don't collect it within the week
#5
Happy birthday bro
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#6
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Who?


classic sam b
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#7
Happy B-day!


I was gonna get you Metallica but they sold out.


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
Happy birthday, I had some beers last night in your honour (and not because I just felt like it)

I have nothing important to say
#9
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Happy B-day!


I was gonna get you Metallica but they sold out.




Woah nice.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#10
Forgot your present mate.

I got you some shrimps.



And a Barbie



I believe you can sort out the rest?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#11
Happy birthday cunt


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#16
hap birday j-pop

I got you a rat



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have some of that Casu Marzu we spoke of once:


oh dear god

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I an evety characyer in this story
#17
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I got you this so you can forget about the lezzer and the vet hooray
That's a pretty weird looking sex toy.
#18
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That's a pretty weird looking sex toy.


Before I realized it was the MIB thing that's totally what I thought it was. Not gonna lie
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#22
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Happy birthday!

I bought you a beer as a gift, but I'll be forced to drink it myself if you don't collect it within the week

I lied. I drank the beer
#24
hbd broski
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#29
Should we have given him Amsterdam instead?

Oh, that's not the type of ho "Tallie" wanted. ._.

Joyful age increases regardless!
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
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lots of flirting with the other key without confirming. JUST LIKE THEIR LOVE IN THE MOVIE OH DAMN.
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you're acting like you have perfect pitch or something
#30
Happy birthday, smhookums. I got you a kiss from my sweet, tender lips.


[place lips here]






Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 10, 2016,
#31
Awww, you guize

Thanks for all the lovely gifts
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass