#1
Verse:
The scarecrow heard he scared
some crow herd shit-less
They squawked and now there scarce
Now He carries the load
that all the birds loath him

Chorus:
Dimly designed with flaw
It wasn't his call, It's not his fault
Its blatant he always draws
the shortest straw
The grass root puppets
always are the first to fall

Verse:
Overall all the odds caught
in worn patched overalls
with a pitchfork in the corn stalks
slaved just to talk the talk

with a sewn mouth and legs that are locked
He's known to know enough to know
he can't walk the walk
He can't back it up
He doesn't want to strut

Chorus:
Dimly designed with flaw
It wasn't his call, It's not his fault
Its blatant he always draws
the shortest straw
The grass root puppets
always are the first to fall

Bridge 1:
The crows watched him like a hawk
He heard from a little bird
He's now useless
The pest are back again

The crows watched him like a hawk
he heard from a little bird
He's now useless
the pest are back again

Bridge 2:

Now there's a bird in his hand
the crows crow over his sham
parrot back some slurs they heard
and mimic the middle finger

The pitchforks present
but there's no attack
the plan had failed
the stork called him a quack
He's just a sitting duck
This one's for the birds
He can't even eat crow
but he would if he could


Bridge 3:

He's one brave but bird-brained
cluck of a victim
it's a cardinal fact
he's definitely not a chicken

He's under the wing
of the powerful
The pecking order rules
He listens, grins, and takes their chicken-shit

Outro:

He's perched on a nest egg of a farmer
who doesn't count his chickens before they hatch
The farmer's bell clicked he clicked he fired
lead shells the crows croaked
They met their match at last


The hired dead weight fell from the post and crashed
He just stone-coldly killed two birds with one stone
light as a feather once he's alone
The farmer flew home
with chicken-shit for cash
Constructive feedback appreciated!
Last edited by Guitar1713 at Mar 10, 2016,
#2
Dude. This is one of the most creative things I've ever read lol. It made me laugh but yet I really did enjoy the read. If your intention was not for it to be funny, I apologize. But don't get me wrong. I thought it was pretty genius. XD
#3
Thanks and yeah it was meant to be funny. It kind of spiraled out of control with bird related words and I just let it go from there.
Constructive feedback appreciated!