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Yes
8 21%
No
20 53%
I don't shake hands
10 26%
Voters: 38.
#1
You're going to toilet, washing your hands after and when you step out you see your buddy and you still got a little bit wet hand. Do you shake hands with him or not? It's always an awkwarrrd moment for me
#2
i don't shake my mate's hands cos i'm not a rich 30 year old white guy
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Flick the water off into their face and tell them you got a little splash back.
#5
Who shakes their friends hands? We're not at a business meeting.

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#6
Where is the option for quickly wiping your hand on your jeans before shaking?
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#7
i don't have any buddies to shake hands with
what do you think i am, a normally functioning member of society?
#8
Just hi 5 them and say "I'm sorry, I fisted your mum again and haven't washed my hands yet" when they ask why your hand is wet.
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#9
Quote by RAB11
Where is the option for quickly wiping your hand on your jeans before shaking?

This. It's basically the only reason we wear pants in the first place.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
I heard that hand-shaking evolved to show the other party that you did not have any weapons on you to attack them with. So in a way it's even better to shake their hand then, since its like you're helping him wash his hand too. Friends don't let friends spread germs bro
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#15
Quote by homeless-john
I'd wipe them dry on a working class person's jeans, shake my mate's hand and then go down to the yacht races for a Pimm's.

So basically you'd make your hand even dirtier?
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#16
His butler provided the working class man with a fresh new pair specifically for this occasion.
#18
This is sort of related. I was with this girl, and my hand got wet being with her (you can figure out how) and then later had to shake hands with someone. Made me chuckle!
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#20
I just say 'hey my hands are wet' if they go in for the shake

I usually hug though and it is pretty easy to not get yr wet hands on someone in that scenario
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#21
Quote by JackalUK
Flick the water off into their face

The only correct answer so far.
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#22
how about not touching people at all when coming/going out of a toilet
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#23
Quote by theguitarist
how about not touching people at all when coming
/snip

I prefer to be touching someone when I'm coming huehuehue
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#24
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I prefer to be touching someone when I'm coming huehuehue


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#25
Quote by Arby911
Usually yourself?

Lately, yeah.

Price I pay for being a lazy bastard I guess.
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#27
Quote by theguitarist
how about not touching people at all when coming/going out of a toilet

then what's the point of going to the toilet in the first place?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
If they instigate the shake then they get the wet hand yeah

My hands are always wet anyway cuz I have sweaty palms which I think means I masturbate too much or something idk
#29
Quote by vintage x metal
I just say 'hey my hands are wet' if they go in for the shake

I usually hug though and it is pretty easy to not get yr wet hands on someone in that scenario



of course you do
#31
"It's always an awkward moment" and the fact that you thought this warranted a thread makes me wonder how often this happens to you. Leaving the restroom after you weren't able to dry your hands and someone greets you as you go through the door is a really specific situation that I don't imagine happens that often.
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#32
Of course I don't shake hands they're wet lol

It's not awkward either. "I'd shake your hand but mine are wet."

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#33
Quote by vintage x metal
I usually hug though and it is pretty easy to not get yr wet hands on someone in that scenario

I use this opportunity to dry my hands on their shirt
#34
Quote by sam b
I do what normal people do and dry my hands after I wash them

This.

Also, you people should shake hands more. It's special and a special way to form a bond with people.
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