Poll: Evan sucks and is wrong and also a butt
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It would be great
41 91%
It would not be great
4 9%
Voters: 45.
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#1
And your dilly was getting sucked, would you complain? Let's say this is someone you're ok with, so like your missus, some gril you brought back last night, whatever. Point is it's not like, a big burly bloke or sommat.


Because Evan's all like "I'd feel violated tbh" because he's lame even though it's awesome.
#2
1) I didn't say I'd complain
2) That is technically rape so it's valid to feel violated
3) You are the worst
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#5
ugh
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
Quote by ultimate-slash
It's not ok to wake me up

Im torn between this and getting my dick sucked

I'd probably pick getting my dick sucked by a qt but she'd had to apologise after


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
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I'd probably pick getting my dick sucked by a qt but she'd had to apologise after

shitlordiest thing ever said tbh
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#9
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Im torn between this and getting my dick sucked

I'd probably pick getting my dick sucked by a qt but she'd had to apologise after

Well, I'd hate to sound like a grumpy asshole, so I guess this, but it had better be a good apology!
#10
Quote by K'Nuckles
Point is it's not like, a big burly bloke or sommat.


but what if you're into that way to assume jackass
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
but what if its from the opposite sex?

or if you're attracted to both

what if it was like, I dunno, a squid?

oh and it's a really good bj

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Last edited by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at Mar 22, 2016,
#12
okay to give this undue consideration;

it is a potentially great thing
sometimes you wake up and your gentleman sausage is already excited, after a good sleep (completely refreshed) and maybe a certain type dream - and if that dream transitions into awake fun then you're happy

but other times you wake up and feel v unsensual
sometimes you wake up and all you want to do is take a piss

too risky, let me wake up and brush my teeth and stuff first
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
I don't know

It'd depend what mood I was in

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#15
Quote by eGraham
shitlordiest thing ever said tbh

i am the shittsar


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#16
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
but what if its from the opposite sex?

or if you're attracted to both

what if it was like, I dunno, a squid?

oh and it's a really good bj

I wouldn't want a squid to attempt oral on me tbh.

They've got beaks ffs.
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#17
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did you get into this conversation as justification of some prior act of yours?

I was just thinking, that would have been a much more contentious thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
i'd be pretty fuarking happy, mate

i'd let her do her thing, i'd reach over to the night stand and grab a joint

light that sucker up and watch the show
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#20
Quote by tateandlyle at #33890594
did you get into this conversation as justification of some prior act of yours?


remember when gary fucked his girlfriend up the bum when she was passed out drunk
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
I would be delighted to wake up like that

It would only be sexual assault if we didn't bang afterwards
I have nothing important to say
#23
I wouldn't like it. What if I was dreaming about hanging out with the rock and then he starts gobbing on my dick and I freak out then wake up
#24
Now now gareh, consent is always needed.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#25
Quote by Weaponized
I wouldn't like it. What if I was dreaming about hanging out with the rock and then he starts gobbing on my dick and I freak out then wake up

Wait, would you really not accept a blowjob from The Rock? What is wrong with you?
#29
Quote by Trowzaa
remember when gary fucked his girlfriend up the bum when she was passed out drunk

wait what the fuck

Really?
#31
Quote by Hydra150
ugh

right?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
I remember reading something somewhere about a guy whose missus gave him a blowjob to wake him up but he ended up pissing in her mouth accidentally.

On topic though if it was a qt I'd be fine with it.
#34
There is only one person in my life who would be doing this.

And they are the best mornings
My God, it's full of stars!
#36
I usually need a piss first thing when I wake up, so I'd be all 'just hang on 1 sec, brb'
#37
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There is only one person in my life who would be doing this.

And they are the best mornings


That morning has yet to come for me despite her constantly teasing that it might.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#38
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There is only one person in my life who would be doing this.

And they are the best mornings


Indeed.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#39
My dick is typically numb and sleeping in the morning and won't be any good until I have a shower or exercise or something else to get the blood moving


so I'd probably sleep through most of it.


but there is a bigger point about how consent is apparently negligible if you're male and the other person isn't ugly/weird/otherwise gross. (imo it isn't a deal if you've previously made it clear that doing stuff to each other to wake up is cool)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
Quote by K'Nuckles
I am great


We got back from the pub and were gona do buttstuff but she was really drunk and just said yeah just do it idgaf


So it's not like it wasn't consensual ok



nope


O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
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