Your middle name and first name are switched, how ruined is your life?

Poll: How ruined?
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View poll results: How ruined?
Completely
2 6%
Give me a gun
1 3%
It's all over
0 0%
Cut my life into pieces
5 14%
No big deal tbh
28 78%
Voters: 36.
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#2
Instead of RABB I'd be ARBB.

Not too bad. I've always liked my middle name anyway, if I was American I might have done that thing where you initial your first name and go by your middle name. Like, er, L. Ron Hubbard.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#5
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I'd go from Adam Jonothan to Jonothan Adam.

It's not terrible.


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#6
My first name is horrible anyway and my middle name is cool. Would be a big improvement for me.

I've considered legally changing my first name.
#7
My name wouldn't have quite the same ring to it but it wouldn't be a big deal
I have nothing important to say
#8
Allen.


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#9
Well I have two middle names, but I like them both so either is fine.

Would prefer James to go to my first name out of the two though.
#11
Ruined like TS's mom's pussy on a Saturday night.

Wait, no, my life is totally fine.
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#12
Quote by EndTheRapture51
My first name would be James

James or Lyle...what do you prefer?


Would prefer your middle name to be Tate tbh.
#13
Quote by EndTheRapture51
My first name would be James

James or Lyle...what do you prefer?

A lyle by any other name...
#15
Naylor?

I hardly...
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#16
Guy is a gr8 first name, you can get wit all dem naruto-loving gothic highschool hunnies


I do not want to be a Joseph, no thank you
I wouldn't mind being a Joe I suppose, but it'd have to be a str8 up Joe, not a "it's short for Joseph" Joe.
#18
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33891414
My first name would be James

same
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#20
Quote by nico_9550
don't have a middle name. I really don't see the point in middle names, nobody uses them


Because when you have a kid and you give him two middle names and then end up hyphenating his surname, the five names you shout when he's really pissed you off sounds menacing af and he knows he's in trouble.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#22
I'd go from Robert Charles to Charles Robert. I think I'd go by Chuck or something.
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#23
Quote by RAB11
Because when you have a kid and you give him two middle names and then end up hyphenating his surname, the five names you shout when he's really pissed you off sounds menacing af and he knows he's in trouble.

He's done the black. A crow won't get any kids.
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#24
Well if I did, I'm pretty sure nobody would believe me when I say I'm Hispanic and not Mexican.
#25
Life would be grand, because then my first name would be Danger
My God, it's full of stars!
#26
Quote by henrihell
He's done the black. A crow won't get any kids.


Dude I had to check back to the last page to completely get you because at first I thought you being a bit racist there.

Think you mean 'donned' the black.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#27
Quote by RAB11
Instead of RABB I'd be ARBB.

Not too bad. I've always liked my middle name anyway, if I was American I might have done that thing where you initial your first name and go by your middle name. Like, er, L. Ron Hubbard.

Replace your first B by a J and you've got my initials.

We are practically one, you and I
#28
Quote by ultimate-slash
Replace your first B by a J and you've got my initials.

We are practically one, you and I


I'd much rather replace my second B with a J

EDIT: I see you've covered Wicked Game on that songwriting game thing. Good choice, I should give it a listen.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

Last edited by RAB11 at Mar 23, 2016,
#29
i don't feel like i'd suit Mike
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
Is your middle name Mike or Michael?

Because I think middle names that are shortened versions of long names are weird.

One of my lad's middle names is Michael though so
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#31
Michael

But it'd inevitably be shortened to Mike at some point in my life and I'm not about dat lyf
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#32
I'd have no first name
What is life
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
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#34
til middle names are still a thing


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#36
Quote by JamSessionFreak
til middle names are still a thing

I have two. Livin dat catholic thug life according to local conventions
#38
Quote by RAB11
I'd much rather replace my second B with a J

EDIT: I see you've covered Wicked Game on that songwriting game thing. Good choice, I should give it a listen.

I might ruin the song for you tho
#40
for real though, i become boyer. i'd probably germanise it and make it bauer btu you know
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