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#2
Attempted or you are now a victim
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#5
whats the story
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
I've always wondered how something like this actually happens to someone. Would like to hear you elaborate on that.
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#11
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whats the story

So, I recently started using Okcupid again and a week or so ago I got this girl from Trenton, New Jersey messaging me. Long distance is dumb but I figured might as well message back, if anything, for the banter. But anyways we get to talking and start flirting and whatnot and it ends up turning into sexting/cybering. Which is pretty cool. And kinky. But then a little too kinky. And then way too kinky. And I'm like wtf is this for real. But I still humored her and her weird tentacle octopus impregnation fantasies, cuz why not. If anything it was kinda funny. But then she wanted to name our roleplay half human half octopus child Skyla and not like an hour later my profile got visited by some girl named Skyla. I realized right there what was probably happening but I'm either dumb or just bored and kept messaging her for awhile after anyway. I was constantly cringing at her messages but I have literally nothing else to do with my life so I just played along with whatever weird shit she wanted to sext about. But I can't lie I was kinda hoping she was real and I could at least get nudes or something out of the ordeal cuz I'm lonely and I'm horny. But eventually she just stopped messaging out of nowhere.

Then a couple hours ago I got messaged from a girl in White River Junction, Vermont. Since I'm ever hopeful and don't learn from mistakes, I talk to her. And the conversation plays out almost exactly like it did with the first girl. So I reverse image searched her. And low and behold she's using pics from a barely known pornstar. Tbf reverse image searched the first girl when things got weird and there were no results. So I thought MAYBE she is real. But I see now I've fallen victim to a long con. I'm currently confronting this second girl about being a catfisher and ofc she is trying to deny it lol.


Whatever, the only loss I might face from all of this is embarassing screens posted somewhere to make it look like I'm into some weird ass shit. But as you all no I have very little shame so it's cool I guess.
#12
I had it with a girl aka 40 yr old woman who was giving me 'sexy' whatsapp chat.


Her Gimme a call so we can have sex chat
Me Im busy
Cmon I am needing it now
Who sex chats on the phone these days?!
Loads of people
No one sex chats on the phone. This isn't the 1980s. Why don't you sent a sexual smoke signal instead.
I want you to finger me on a train
Which finger?
Index first, then your fist
Lol bye
#15
Moral of the story: OP needs to be a more attentive mother to Skyla.
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#18
Quote by GuitarGod_92
So, I recently started using Okcupid again


Well THERES yer problem.

JK, OKC probably the least shitty dating site atm.

I have had similar people approaching but it never really amounted to anything because well.. it was a bit too obvious.
o()o

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#19
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But I still humored her and her weird tentacle octopus impregnation fantasies, cuz why not. If anything it was kinda funny. But then she wanted to name our roleplay half human half octopus child Skyla and not like an hour later my profile got visited by some girl named Skyla.
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#20
It was just a prank bro.
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#21
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Because I'm bored. Life is boring and it's nice to talk to someone even if it's super fucking weird like Blode tier weird.
#22
tbh tentacle impreg porn is beyond blode

but fair enough idk you could try pilates or learning a new language instead?
#23
i knew a norwegian chick that was into tentacle impreg one time
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#24
Quote by Banjocal
tbh tentacle impreg porn is beyond blode

but fair enough idk you could try pilates or learning a new language instead?

You forget that I used to be a weeb so tentacle stuff seems second nature to me even if I was personally never into it.

It was more about the baby thing I was like wtf but like I said she was kinda cute so I was holding out for nudes. Gotta risk itbto get the biscuit ya know
#25
Quote by GuitarGod_92
So, I recently started using Okcupid again and a week or so ago I got this girl from Trenton, New Jersey messaging me. Long distance is dumb but I figured might as well message back, if anything, for the banter. But anyways we get to talking and start flirting and whatnot and it ends up turning into sexting/cybering. Which is pretty cool. And kinky. But then a little too kinky. And then way too kinky. And I'm like wtf is this for real. But I still humored her and her weird tentacle octopus impregnation fantasies, cuz why not. If anything it was kinda funny. But then she wanted to name our roleplay half human half octopus child Skyla and not like an hour later my profile got visited by some girl named Skyla. I realized right there what was probably happening but I'm either dumb or just bored and kept messaging her for awhile after anyway. I was constantly cringing at her messages but I have literally nothing else to do with my life so I just played along with whatever weird shit she wanted to sext about. But I can't lie I was kinda hoping she was real and I could at least get nudes or something out of the ordeal cuz I'm lonely and I'm horny. But eventually she just stopped messaging out of nowhere.

Then a couple hours ago I got messaged from a girl in White River Junction, Vermont. Since I'm ever hopeful and don't learn from mistakes, I talk to her. And the conversation plays out almost exactly like it did with the first girl. So I reverse image searched her. And low and behold she's using pics from a barely known pornstar. Tbf reverse image searched the first girl when things got weird and there were no results. So I thought MAYBE she is real. But I see now I've fallen victim to a long con. I'm currently confronting this second girl about being a catfisher and ofc she is trying to deny it lol.


Whatever, the only loss I might face from all of this is embarassing screens posted somewhere to make it look like I'm into some weird ass shit. But as you all no I have very little shame so it's cool I guess.


Whose barely known pornstar picture is she using?
#26
I do not understand the logistics of how tentacle octopus impregnation takes place.
ggg1 ggg3

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#30
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33895761
But then a little too kinky. And then way too kinky. And I'm like wtf is this for real. But I still humored her and her weird tentacle octopus impregnation fantasies, cuz why not. If anything it was kinda funny. But then she wanted to name our roleplay half human half octopus child Skyla and not like an hour later my profile got visited by some girl named Skyla. I realized right there what was probably happening but I'm either dumb or just bored and kept messaging her for awhile after anyway. I was constantly cringing at her messages but I have literally nothing else to do with my life so I just played along with whatever weird shit she wanted to sext about. But I can't lie I was kinda hoping she was real and I could at least get nudes or something out of the ordeal cuz I'm lonely and I'm horny. But eventually she just stopped messaging out of nowhere.

Did you get catfished by Dr. Krieger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FqnRSoX0po
#32
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I do not understand the logistics of how tentacle octopus impregnation takes place.
I could show you some videos I've seen online but I'd rather not get perma'd
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#33
oh i thought a girl with lip fuzz went down on you

ye that sucks


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#34
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Andi Land/Andi Pink

Holy shit I actually fapped to her once or twice back in the day. She did a couple of photo shoots with Ariel Rebel from what I remember so that's how I discovered her.
#35
I like threads like this cause then I dont feel like a weirdo anymore
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#36
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girl from Trenton, New Jersey

Well there's your problem
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#37
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I like threads like this cause then I dont feel like a weirdo anymore

If you post in the Pit you're a weirdo tbf

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Well there's your problem

Yeah LOL
#38
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Andi Land/Andi Pink



Had to google that to check who it was, I have to say the picture of the girl is definately the type of girls pic a catfish would use
#39
.......I was just an innocent young man before I read this thread........


..............my life is forever tainted ;|
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