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#1
Just curious.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#5
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Those annoying State Farm commercials

Yep

Always think about that one commercial where he keeps saying never blah blah ending in the dad leaving his wife and kids
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#6
Is that the one where guy's wife is like "what are you wearing"

And he's like "uh, khakis"

Cuz I like that one.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
Future Suicide
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#9
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Is that the one where guy's wife is like "what are you wearing"

And he's like "uh, khakis"

Cuz I like that one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Z91YkPatw
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#10
if they're with an established company, I think they don't do a whole lot of work for their money. I guess I can appreciate someone that can sit in a chair all day cause there's no way I could.

other then that I don't think much of them
#11
ITT: OP becomes insurance agent

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
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Is that the one where guy's wife is like "what are you wearing"

And he's like "uh, khakis"

Cuz I like that one.

nah the ones where they just keep saying "like a good neighbor, state farm is there" and then they teleport or some shit
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#15
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That was kinda sweet. That's the thing about the insurance biz, ultiimately it's powered by love.

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ITT: OP becomes insurance agent

Nice car bruh, be a shame if something happened to it.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
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Nice car bruh, be a shame if something happened to it.

oh hell naw

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
Former athlete who couldn't make it as a professional athlete but basically ignored their classes in college so don't actually have any of the skills and knowledge their degree says they have
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 3-3
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#20
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Future Suicide
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Also, Future Suicide, new band name, I call it!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#22
Sounds like a rejected costume for one of the Village People tbh,
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#23
As a former agent, it's a cringe and a sigh. I'm still paying off business debts from that little adventure.

Edit: Or a band who keeps calling you to tell you about how 'their' remix of Master of Puppets is the best and you should try it because you can trust them.
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#25
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as soon as I hear the word "insurance" this is all I think about


Look, I love the aesthetic appeal here, but why would your brain make that association?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33898173
Look, I love the aesthetic appeal here, but why would your brain make that association?



because my brain is fucked up, ok?
#27
Makes me think of : GEICO, "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."
#32
$$$/fun is what I got out of it when I was doing insurance-related stuff. I probably would have continued if the hours weren't crazy and I hadn't known that I wanted to do something else.

My friend's parents are insurance agents and they're nice so yeah
cat
#33
Makes me think of when I heard that esurance stopped using the cartoon spy with the pink hair because it got the point where fan made porn of the character got more hits on google images than the actual company when you typed in Erin Esurance
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#34
My dad


cause hes an insurance agent
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#35
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Look, I love the aesthetic appeal here, but why would your brain make that association?


She's the Progressive insurance TV spokesperson.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#37
Quote by necrosis1193
Former athlete who couldn't make it as a professional athlete but basically ignored their classes in college so don't actually have any of the skills and knowledge their degree says they have

This is the same oddly specific critique you made about economists
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#39
Quote by Arby911
She's the Progressive insurance TV spokesperson.

Ahhhh right.....that's the much needed context I was missing
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
short sleeved collared shirts
cubicles
ugly patterned ties
bald spots
wearing the same cheap poly & cotton suit for 5 yrs that is covered in repair stitches in off-colour thread
beat up brown leather loafers
used sedans
suit jackets over sweaters in winter
desk ornaments bought during their boring vacation
two ingredient sandwiches for lunch


edit: if they are under age 30, I imagine them to look like less tacky estate agents (estate agents here: cheap suits, massive tie knots, spiked or greased hair (hairspray++ for ladies), fake tans)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
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