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25 34%
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48 66%
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#2
yeah

would not recommend
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#3
It was until she told me she was pregnant with you lol
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#4
Anonymous sex as in a glory hole?
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#5
anonymous as in i can't remember her name
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Quote by Cardbored at #33899541
Anonymous sex as in a glory hole?

As in

You barely know her
Or you don't know her at all
Or him, if that's your thing.
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#8
Quote by Pastafarian96
yeah

would not recommend



I would.
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#9
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at #33899551
or anonymous sex as in



Nobody who owns an Anonymous mask has ever had any sex.
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#10
Quote by chrismendiola at #33899549
As in

You barely know her
Or you don't know her at all
Or him, if that's your thing.


oh so one night stand where you met her 3 hours ago at the club counts as anonymous sex?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa at #33899556
oh so one night stand where you met her 3 hours ago at the club counts as anonymous sex?

Ehhhhhh. Maybe. I guess I'd draw the line at what the intention of all involved parties are. Like if you don't do the whole getting-to-know-one-another part. No introduction, no substantial conversation, etc. Like a "hey, let's have sex and not tell each other our names" kind of thing.
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#12
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"hey, let's have sex and not tell each other our names"

I am trying to imagine this happening but am having a hard time seeing an ending where my drink isn't thrown in someone's face

however when I was 18, I went to a huge concert and was way too drunk and made out w/ a random qt boy for a minute
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#14
Quote by vintage x metal at #33899570
however when I was 18, I went to a huge concert and was way too drunk and made out w/ a random qt boy for a minute


who hasn't though

no homo

:x
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#15
Quote by vintage x metal
I am trying to imagine this happening but am having a hard time seeing an ending where my drink isn't thrown in someone's face


that's when it starts gettin' hot-n-heavy
#16
Quote by Trowzaa
who hasn't though

idk tbh
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#17
Uh ya... it's called college/hooking up/one night stand
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Last edited by Carnivean at Mar 29, 2016,
#19
Quote by Carnivean at #33899592
Uh ya... it's called college/hooking up/one night stand

O yeh is that what it's called???
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#20
I've only had sex with one person who I dated for 2.5 years and attempted to but failed with one other
#21
Quote by chrismendiola
O yeh is that what it's called???


Yeah. Is it not?
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#23
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
No, it's not. That was his point.


I'm trying to get him to tell me why brosky. I know that's his point. Calm down
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#24
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I would.

yeah but the difference is

I got crabs
they suck
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#25
Quote by Carnivean
I'm trying to get him to tell me why brosky. I know that's his point. Calm down

Obviously, that's what it's called.
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#26
Quote by chrismendiola
Obviously, that's what it's called.


You mad now that you realized you're basically just asking people if they've hooked up with people they barely know?
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#28
chris is secretly Patrick Bateman confirmed

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#29
wouldn't bang someone I didn't know at least a little
Check out my band Disturbed
#30
Quote by Carnivean
You mad now that you realized you're basically just asking people if they've hooked up with people they barely know?

It's also called anonymous sex. Fucking synonyms, how do they work?
#32
One night stand. Was cringe. She said she loved me in the morning. Ran the fuck away!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#33
No, I always run a full criminal history and credit score check before getting to 2nd base
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#35
Quote by ultimate-slash
Has anyone here ever had unanimous sex?
I like to imagine that's how politicians bang.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#36
Quote by Banjocal
I like to imagine that's how politicians bang.


Don't be silly. The politicians only screw US
#37
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Don't be silly. The politicians only screw US
#Truthbomb
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#38
If not remembering their name when you sober up counts, then yes.
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#39
It's hard to say. Plenty of one night stand situations, but some of them were people I'd known kinda casually from before. So, sorta?
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#40
Quote by Carnivean
You mad now that you realized you're basically just asking people if they've hooked up with people they barely know?

That was the question, yes... Do you have a point?
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