#1
Hot on the heels of a warning to their citizens of imminent famine, North Korea has declared that “All Party members and workers must join in soundly crushing China’s pressuring schemes with the force of a nuclear storm for its betrayal of socialism.”
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#2
DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News · Mar 20

DPRK Earth Hour observance is most successful of all participating nations, with 94.7% of population using no electric lights.
#3
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DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News · Mar 20

DPRK Earth Hour observance is most successful of all participating nations, with 94.7% of population using no electric lights.

Every hour is earth hour.
#6
so whats the news on that idiot that got sentenced to 15 years hard labor for stealing a flag or some shit?

is he still in jail?
RIP his life serious
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#7
^ its a good workout tbh

China would crush North Korea like a fly these days man. Its not like back in WW2 days when lil' Japan could run amuck there.
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Hot on the heels of a warning to their citizens of imminent famine, North Korea has declared that “All Party members and workers must join in soundly crushing China’s pressuring schemes with the force of a nuclear storm for its betrayal of socialism.”


I feel like if China fought North Korea it b would be like a jock punching the special kid for taking shit
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Quote by jwmcdaniel97
I feel like if China fought North Korea it b would be like a jock punching the special kid for taking shit



More like Mike Tyson punching a 3 year old brat that he happens to sometimes take care of.
#11
Meanwhile in Ukraine (suspiciously disguised as America)the poor impoverished Americans are down to their last bird to eat and are drinking melted snow out of foam cups......waiting for "great leader"(Red Cross) to give them good North Korean coffee.
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Quote by Rebel Scum
^ its a good workout tbh

China would crush North Korea like a fly these days man. Its not like back in WW2 days when lil' Japan could run amuck there.


Quote by jwmcdaniel97
I feel like if China fought North Korea it b would be like a jock punching the special kid for taking shit


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More like Mike Tyson punching a 3 year old brat that he happens to sometimes take care of.


Yeah...no.

I'm thinking nuclear weapons are a pretty good equalizer...
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Quote by Arby911
Yeah...no.

I'm thinking nuclear weapons are a pretty good equalizer...


only if you get to use them. pretty sure china has a better idea than we do of where they might be. if china or the US really wanted to take them out it could be done fast as long as we weren't to concerned with collateral damage.
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Quote by Arby911
Yeah...no.

I'm thinking nuclear weapons are a pretty good equalizer...



They don't really have the means of hitting pretty much anything at this point though. Their missile strike capabilities are quite underdeveloped. Not to mention the US has a quite advanced missile defense system and China is supposedly receiving/building their own with help from Russia.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-11813699
Last edited by NothingRocks at Mar 31, 2016,
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Quote by Arby911
Yeah...no.

I'm thinking nuclear weapons are a pretty good equalizer...


If you have big and numerous enough of them to actually do considerable damage to China and the means to get them there, sure. But this thread is about North Korea, so please stay on topic.
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#16
You gotta give best-korea credit, they were the first country to land humans on the sun.
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Quote by Arby911
Yeah...no.

I'm thinking nuclear weapons are a pretty good equalizer...


china has a lot more nukes that can be properly launched. it wouldnt even be close lol @ north korea biting the hand that feeds hopefully china actually enforces these sanctions and then forces them to actually reform. i hate sanctions but with the regime outright stating theres gonna be a second arduous march people will take things into their own hands again and erode the regime since the first one killed all the true believers (rip)
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You gotta give best-korea credit, they were the first country to land humans on the sun.

And their glorious leader developed an invisible mobile phone!
#19
well china isn't socialist so NK has a really cogent point tbh

why SHOULDN'T they light the world in nuclear fire?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
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DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News · Mar 20

DPRK Earth Hour observance is most successful of all participating nations, with 94.7% of population using no electric lights.

North Korea is so advanced they don't need lighting, they have night vision.
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^ its a good workout tbh

China would crush North Korea like a fly these days man. Its not like back in WW2 days when lil' Japan could run amuck there.

Japan could do what it did to China because the place was a total clusterfuck thanks to the effective state of civil war between the commies and the Kuomintang.

Also recall that this was less than 100 years since the Taiping rebellion, when China showed the world that the American Civil War was just a playground spat in terms of casualties. They know how to do internal conflict.
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