#1
So I saw a parked cop car with its lights on in the road in front of my house. Then I saw a deer sitting down on the sidewalk. It had its head up, but it wasn't moving. I guess it was hit by a car or something but was still alive. 5 minutes later, I saw two cops carrying it by the legs as it writhed around violently. They took it over to a big field on the other side of the street. Shortly after, I heard a loud bang and I was like "Huh, wonder what tha--oh, they shot it."

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#3
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you still have your e30?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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What was a banana doing in the street?

Hmm, perhaps the deer slipped on a banana peel. I will have to investigate further.

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you still have your e30?

I sure do. I can't remember if I ever posted a picture of it on here, so here it is:



It hasn't gotten a lot of attention in the past year or so. Since getting into motorcycles, it's hard to justify working on or even driving a car anymore.
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It hasn't gotten a lot of attention in the past year or so. Since getting into motorcycles, it's hard to justify working on or even driving a car anymore.
gut it and turn it into a project car.

so sad that it's a slushbox

...modes and scales are still useless.


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gut it and turn it into a project car.

so sad that it's a slushbox

That's the thing, I just can't get motivated for anything on four wheels anymore.

Also, I like automatics. I guess that's a bad thing for a sort-of-enthusiast to say, but I do. I like scooters just as much as motorcycles too. I'm a sissy.
#7
smh

although im too sissy to ride a bike

...modes and scales are still useless.


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smh

although im too sissy to ride a bike

You should try it. Most of the risk can be minimized by riding intelligently. And there's even more fun stuff to learn and obsess over than in a car. Also, my bike gets 60+ mpg.

And you wouldn't even have to forsake BMW. Just get one of these:

#9
But I thought American cops only shot black people?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

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You should try it. Most of the risk can be minimized by riding intelligently.
Most eh...you clearly don't live in the DC area. Unintentional murderers all around me...

And you wouldn't even have to forsake BMW. Just get one of these:

I've already forsaken the BMW for a Mazda

Closest I get to a bike is in my miata...it's small and I don't wear seatbelt

...modes and scales are still useless.


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But I thought American cops only shot black people?

Well, you know, animals.


That made me feel bad inside.

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Most eh...you clearly don't live in the DC area. Unintentional murderers all around me...

Actually yeah, that's kind of a good point.
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Well, you know, animals.


That made me feel bad inside.


Actually yeah, that's kind of a good point.


Dude.
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#14
Would you have eaten it?
Venison makes amazing jerky
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Dude.

I didn't want to post that. It didn't feel good.

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Would you have eaten it?
Venison makes amazing jerky

Sure, why not. I'm not a huge a meat eater, but meat is meat.
#16
Do you have any cooking tips for making some mad scrambled eggs?
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#20
Pics or it didnt happen...

Also, can we get some of the meat?
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#21
was it black?


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#22
Back in like 2006-2007 I hit a deer while going around 50mph. Damn thing jumped out from the woods very last second, I hit it mid jump. It missed my bumper and hit flush on the hood. Last thing I remember seeing after I hit it was it sliding about 20ft across the pavement. My car was fucked, I called the cops to report the accident. I made it about a mile back to a gas station where the police met me. They took off down the road where shortly after I heard three loud pops and then they came back. I don't know what they do with it after they shoot it, just leave it there?

Anyways that was a bad night, I got home around 4am after the tow truck dropped off my car. $1700 in damage. I'm pretty much traumatized as far as driving anywhere near woods at night now.
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#23
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33905223
Would you have eaten it?
Venison makes amazing jerky


This is a bold-faced lie
I had venison jerky and it was too tough and tasted gross
#24
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This is a bold-faced lie
I had venison jerky and it was too tough and tasted gross

That was bad preparation
That would have been cut with the grain and that makes it incredibly chewy because your teeth are trying to cut the fibres instead of slicing between them
Taste, well that's a personal preference, but I like it personally, plus marinade recipes are vastly different across the board
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That was bad preparation
That would have been cut with the grain and that makes it incredibly chewy because your teeth are trying to cut the fibres instead of slicing between them
Taste, well that's a personal preference, but I like it personally, plus marinade recipes are vastly different across the board


Exactly this. Though my preference is for chewy jerky, it can be done either way. Steaks for example are cut against the grain of the meat. Jerky should be (in my opinion) cut with the grain of the meat. When you cut jerky meat with the grain it produces the chewy, stringy, consistency associated with jerky.
Would also depend if it were solid muscle jerky or pressed jerky.
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33905702
That was bad preparation
That would have been cut with the grain and that makes it incredibly chewy because your teeth are trying to cut the fibres instead of slicing between them
Taste, well that's a personal preference, but I like it personally, plus marinade recipes are vastly different across the board


I would be up for trying it again but I don't eat jerky anymore due to me living in the southern US and not wanting to feel like a redneck.
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I would be up for trying it again but I don't eat jerky anymore due to me living in the southern US and not wanting to feel like a redneck.

That I completely understand
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#30
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smh

although im too sissy to ride a bike



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