#1
Overnight, in a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that ISIS has acquired nuclear weapons. However, it is unclear if ISIS have the capability to launch a strike against their enemies.

The balance of power has been significantly shifted in the middle east now. It won't be long before ISIS does acquire the capability to launch.

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Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#2
DO IT ISIS! C'MON ABU!! GET 'EM IN THE AIR MAN! LET'S GET THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE OVER AND DONE WITH IT!!! PLEASE ABU!!i
#3
I would have preferred a more retro rick roll.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
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I would have preferred a more retro rick roll.

It's what I was expecting to be fair.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#7
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Isis is doing private investigating in Los Angeles now.


I swear they were working for the CIA in a drugs for arms deal?
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#9
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i liked wavering radiant


They must have totally been like Fuuuuuck when the terroristy Isis started using the name.
#10
Now that I think about it, this would have gone well with the scene from Blackadder Goes Forth with the square of turf retaken.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
idk i mean Explosions in the Sky and TTNG just changed their names (the pussies)

ISIS should just rename to Is, Is and be an indie band.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#12
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DO IT ISIS! C'MON ABU!! GET 'EM IN THE AIR MAN! LET'S GET THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE OVER AND DONE WITH IT!!! PLEASE ABU!!i
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Isis is doing private investigating in Los Angeles now.

Is she fit?
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
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lots of flirting with the other key without confirming. JUST LIKE THEIR LOVE IN THE MOVIE OH DAMN.
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you're acting like you have perfect pitch or something
#16
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Stand up and take your dissonance like a man. I don't write music for sissy ears.

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Competitions are for horses, not artists.


Ambient Symphonic Depressive Southern Melodic Blackened Death/Doom Metal
#20
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Allahahahahahahau Akbar

It's a trap.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
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Guy posts factually incorrect thing on April 1st.

Hilarity ensues.


I'm not a guy.

I'm not a girl either.

Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#23
Well, im of the idea maybe we should just give them some warheads and a few missile cases and guidance systems then I'm sure with all there tasty ingenuity the problem will just kinda sort itself out.....
#24
mudkip gained ground too when it evolved
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.