#1




Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
Looks absolutely terrifying in the 2nd pic. The eye's completely pitch black and the horns aren't as cute.
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#6
this thread went better than expected
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
A dik-dik is a small antelope in the genus Madoqua that lives in the bushlands of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand about 30–40 cm at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm long, weigh 3–6 kg and can live for up to 10 years


They're so small

adorable

I think they're my new favourite animal
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#8
Quote by Cardbored
Looks absolutely terrifying in the 2nd pic. The eye's completely pitch black and the horns aren't as cute.


"absolutely terrifying"
My God, it's full of stars!
#9

This is all I see
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#11
please refrain from stomping on the dik diks
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
there are some weird dik dik stomping fetishes that I can't get behind
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#13
Quote by sashki
Anything you could easily kill by stomping on cannot be considered "absolutely terrifying"

strongly disagree
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Quote by Hydra150
strongly disagree

Maybe if it were venomous or something, but even then "terrifying" is not the first word that comes to mind. This hooved chihuahua doesn't pose any threat.
#16
I bet that dik dik tastes nice too
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#18
I imagine dik sausages would be alright
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
noooo dont eat them D:

they're cute
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#23
Quote by sam b

what this is?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Quote by JamSessionFreak
what this is?

Something way better than this penis penis thing



(click the pic)
#25
it looks so cool, like a rabbit - norfolk terrier - ewok hybrid

id chill with it


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
Quote by sam b
Something way better than this penis penis thing



(click the pic)


that thing is ill

but better than dik?

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#27
i got a dik on me deck
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by Bladez22
noooo dont eat them D:

they're cute


Cute animals taste better