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#1
do not leave your computer on your car after a late night practice. do not drive the car back home with the computer on the car. do not freak out because you cannot find the computer, completely missing the fact that it is still on the car somehow. do not drive back to the practice location, only then dropping the computer along the way in the middle of the road. do drive back home, then back again to the practice location to find the computer in the middle of the road on the way there, damaged beyond repair, to save ssn and bank information from being stolen.

also do not have late night practices.
#2
Or pay attention.


That's easier.
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#3
I did this with my cell phone when I was a teenager and driving back from the beach. Some friendly South Floridian beach bum (by which I mean daily beach visitor, not homeless individual tyvm) called the "Dad" contact on it and got me my phone back
My God, it's full of stars!
#6
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why would my computer be on top of a car
i don't know why yours would be, but mine would be because i needed a hand free to open the car door, and i set it down on the car.
#8
Friends

I'm your friend?

Sweet
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#9
Isn't this not the first time you've forgotten you left something on top of a car? How 'bout stop being an idiot?
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#10
Be nice to my friend chris
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#12
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Isn't this not the first time you've forgotten you left something on top of a car? How 'bout stop being an idiot?


Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you
My God, it's full of stars!
#13
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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.
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#15
Probably too busy jerking it on their phones
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#16
Will never have this problem because nothing touches the paint. Think of the swirs and scratches you'd be introducing smgdh

Do you even seal and wax bro?

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When they're down is the safest time.

LOL

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
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Will never have this problem because nothing touches the paint. Think of the swirs and scratches you'd be introducing smgdh



He drives a '95 Toyota Tercel. I don't think he's worried about swirls in the paint.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#18
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He drives a '95 Toyota Tercel. I don't think he's worried about swirls in the paint.
not an excuse in my book

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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not an excuse in my book


Hey man, if you want to make a turd shine, I won't judge you.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#21
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why would i bring my computer to practice


Cause he's the sample player, duh...
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#22
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
He drives a '95 Toyota Tercel. I don't think he's worried about swirls in the paint.
i drive a ford contour
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why would i bring my computer to practice
bc too lazy to memorize chord charts
#23
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i drive a ford contour


That makes it better
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
TS this is just God's way of testing you.

~ Stand firm ~

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#27
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At least it's not a Pontiac Aztek?


True.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#28
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not an excuse in my book


Listen to the gospel of Shania!

_______________________________

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much...


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#29
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Listen to the gospel of Shania!

_______________________________

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much...


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Fuck her and fuck YOU

...modes and scales are still useless.


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But our Band is Listana
#31
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Fuck her and fuck YOU


TBH, you've got no shot with either of us.

I mean, you're cute and all, but still...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
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#32
:3

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
I did this once but with a pizza. I just bought another pizza.


so just buy another computer dummy.
#35
That would suck if you were poor and had no money so then if it broke you can buy another computer.
#36
Never put stuff on your car. Put it on the ground if you need to so you can see it when you drive off.
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#38
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I did this once but with a pizza. I just bought another pizza.

so just buy another computer dummy.
yh i am on it rn. still trying to delete all the dumb stuff it comes stock with. is system32 important?
#39
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When they're down is the safest time.


This is actually maybe quote worthy
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#40
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Will never have this problem because nothing touches the paint.


yeah this
also always use a coaster
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