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#1
In my past life I was a horse lord riding my steed swiftly across the steppe to my yurt full of hoes.

wbu
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
I was the Loch Ness Monster.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
I worked in a candle factory and died at 25 of tuberculosis
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
I was a member of a Soviet mock-Beatles group
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
Pretty sure I used to play basketball a lot
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#8
Quote by guitarxo
I was an orangutan

oo oo aa aa
now I have to know what your future life holds in store
#9
Probably a Sailor.
Likely Jerry.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
a mosquito
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
Hugging trees and drinking mad wine as I tell my 11/12 Jewish bros what I think about things
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#15
Seriously, I've always felt that I was German in my past life.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
Quote by Hydra150
I worked in a candle factory and died at 25 of tuberculosis


thought this was a reference to john keats, but the candle factory threw me off
My God, it's full of stars!
#18
I was J.R.R. Tolkien
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#21
idk i must have been a real dick cuz this sucks
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#22
Quote by Primus2112
idk i must have been a real dick cuz this sucks


*ba dum tss*

HAR HAR
#23
Quote by roger
*ba dum tss*

HAR HAR


ha

that was pretty good i didnt even intend a pun
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#25
when i was a small child i used to tell my mum stories about all the people i used to be all the time

i wish i could remember what i used to say
#27
I'm pretty sure I was chairman Mao.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#28
Quote by Fat Lard
Hugging trees and drinking mad wine as I tell my 11/12 Jewish bros what I think about things

Were you the guy going on about his dad? I think there might have an administration error that got out me out of prison in your place. What happened, did they let you out in the end? I sent a letter to inform them and everything, but I didn't get any replies.
#29
i must have been someone who started out good and then became evil
#32
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I died in a plane crash or nuclear explosion.
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#33
Quote by Dreadnought
thought this was a reference to john keats

nah
just some ramblings
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
Quote by MeGaDeth2314 at #33913239
I was probably just a dik dik or something similarly lame


dik diks are not lame

i think i was a squirrel
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#35
Quote by ultimate-slash
Were you the guy going on about his dad? I think there might have an administration error that got out me out of prison in your place. What happened, did they let you out in the end? I sent a letter to inform them and everything, but I didn't get any replies.


Admin error? Psh. fkn figs.
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#36
Quote by Xiaoxi
Seriously, I've always felt that I was German in my past life.



step off
Check out my band Disturbed
#37
Past lives are for people who were weak enough to die.

I'm not interested.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#38
Quote by Arby911
Past lives are for people who were weak enough to die.

I'm not interested.

Is this you're way of saying you're very, very old?
#39
Quote by ultimate-slash
Is this you're way of saying you're very, very old?


That may be one implication.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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