#1
I don't know how to emo music properly so instead have some sexin music

https://youtu.be/m7-ffruLYwA

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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
happy b-day bud, i got you this lowercase post + a lowercase dickinson

the heart asks pleasure first,
and then, excuse from pain;
and then, those little anodynes
that deaden suffering;
and then, to go to sleep;
and then, if it should be
the will of its inquisitor
the liberty to die
#7
this thread is fucking terrible


happy b-day man
Last edited by MeGaDeth2314 at Apr 7, 2016,
#9
Congrats! I was inspired by Ali's post, so as a gift I wrote you a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's your birthday
and violets are blue


also roses are red
#10
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
we occasionally notice each other on this forum but never really talk and the emotional distance is killing me

Happy birthday to you
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#14
Happy Birthday!
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
Happy Bday.


I got you Michelle Obama cause I think that was your avatar at one point. I could also be mistaken in which case I got you a mcdouble
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#16
happy birthday mr dent
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
hbd buddy big hugs yr way; here is a poem



breathing heavy but
your face is calm
soft smile, almost -
fingers sprawled
just enough
for blades of grass
to peek through.

"it's not that
I don't feel
alone anymore,
I think I'm just
okay with it
for now."

your voice was
understated, but
somehow
magnetic
in that moment:
I reached out &
touched the ends
of your fingers &
your eyes
were now open.

I could have sworn that
I saw fireflies
rise up from
your goosebumps,
float away
impossibly vertical
into the sky.

xx

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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#19
<3 my man imma buy you lunch some time
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#20
Happy "I'm really surprised you've lived this long" Day!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#21
keep proving arby wrong
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
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keep proving arby wrong


Usually good advice!

Too bad it's so seldom done...


“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#23
Happy birthday Eastwinn
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#26
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Who?



dammit
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#29
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thank you everyone

ok




#30
hbd you fucking faggot
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank