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#1
What in your opinion is the greatest opening line of any song ever?

Mine: "If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put a snake on you" killed by death- Motorhead.
#6
"I leave my friends like a shattered deer body"
If there is a God, it's me.
#10
"Hum-uh, hum-uh-num-uh, hum-uh-num-uh-num-uh nuh-muh-nuh" - Hum-uh-nuh, Disturbed
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" - Beck, Lord Only Knows
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 50-54
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 0-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#12
and you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
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Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
#16
Somebody once told me
Quote by Mr E Meat
this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

Quote by Standard_A440
Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#17
Breathe, breathe in the air


and...


[Dialogue]
Shit man were getting pulled over
Shit hold on, roll down the window - hold on a second
You got a cigarette?
Hold on a second

[Cop:] May I see your license and registration?
Ah certainly...
[Cop:] What you're doing?
Chewin' chocolate
[Cop:] Where did ya get it?
Doggy dropped it

[Cop:] ...carry on


and...

I strike the empire back
I strike the empire back
I strike the empire back
fuck the empire
#19
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU
FIRe
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#20
"the world is a vampire..." (DUN-A DUN-A DUN DUN DUN DUN-A)
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#22
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me

and...

I don't know where I'm bound


and...

Yesterday, anyway you made it was just fine
#24
i aaaam
smellin like a rose that some body gave me on mah birth day death bed


i aaaam
smellin like a rose that some body gave me cuz im dead
and bloa ted
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#25
My Cock Is Much Bigger Than Yooooooours!!!!!!!
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#27
Not a big fan of Italian music, but there's a song by an Italian <rtist called Caparezza which opens with "I fell in love with you because my cock had nothing else to do" which I've always found funny. That's actually the first that comes to mind.

"Are you readyyyyyyy" in Blind just....works.

Can't think of any others.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#29
One Sweet Day by Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men.....I dunno why, but the opening line always gives me goosebumps, when the song opens with a guy slowly crooning

"Sorry, I never told you, all I wanted to say"

Damn son
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#31
“Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to visit you again.”

or

“All your friends are cunts. Your mother was a ball point pen thief"
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#32
"My lovely lovely lovely horse;
You're a pony no more...."
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#34
Quote by RAB11
My Cock Is Much Bigger Than Yooooooours!!!!!!!


MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR


also;

i got a bone to pick
i dont want you monkey-mouth motherfuckers sittin in my throne again
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#35
What's it like to be a marble?

Quote by Shotgunmerc at #33916499
The first thing I say in the morning is fuck that shit


Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#36
"Hanging from the cobwebs in your mind, it looks like a long, long way to fall..."


R.I.P. RJD
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#37
"A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic"
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
"Well they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night..." - Atlantic City, Bruce Springsteen
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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