#1
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_570c47cae4b01422324a02ee

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don’t want to. You’ll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.”


Dear God I've must have summoned hundreds of demons!
#2
What a (sex) tool.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#4
Only hundreds?

You should "get the demons out" though, it's good for your prostate and can lower your risk for prostate cancer.


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#5
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*cue Blood Sugar Sex Magik riff*

huu
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#6
tfw the world is being taken over by sex demons and only ehbacon can save us all

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#7
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Only hundreds?

You should "get the demons out" though, it's good for your prostate and can lower your risk for prostate cancer.

Sure it helps clear out the cancer demons but the your then your dick becomes possesed with a sex demon. It's a double edged sword really.
#9
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tfw the world is being taken over by sex demons and only ehbacon can save us all

#10
I've always wanted to be a warcock
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
I got hella demons then
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#13
God I want to post that panel in Sex Criminals where the neckbeard dude ejaculates out an anime tentacle girl ghost demon thing but I don't want to get banned
#16
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semen demons


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#18
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tfw the world is being taken over by sex demons and only ehbacon can save us all

lmao
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#20
the struggle of good vs evil


back and forth

back and forth

back and forth




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PM me for newts
#24
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#25
of course, yeah, the sex demon is summoned if you earn masturbation xp too fast. it's always at least twice your level. it kills the skill bots, that's all.
#26
Have you guys considered that the demon doesn't want to leave your body because he doesn't want to go back?

Why do you think all these demons are so eager to possess people and roam the Earth? It's the only way to escape their shitty home and it's the only way they think they can do so.
Next time you exorcise your vagina and throw your vibrators in the garbage, realize that you are dooming a poor innocent demon to suffer for all eternity.

I believe demons can be integrated in our human world. We can make them rotate human hosts every couple of weeks for instance, so they always possess a human at a certain time and thus are able to live peacefully in our world, while any individual human would just be possesed for a few days and nothing more (so they wouldn't start vomiting and stuff).

We can't refuse demons, because the more demons we refuse into our lives the more likely it is the Devil will recruit them again to try and kill all our souls. Our irrational hatred towards demons is the Devil's most convincing argument for recruiting demons
Plus, demons know Satan the best and know his fortress, his weaknesses, etc. Don't you think it'd be better to have them as allies?

So go on and masturbate, masturbate furiously until your crotch erupts with the unhallowed screams of a thousands fellow spirits, for it is the only way we can win this war
#30
This explains so much
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
There will come a day when masturbation is so easy and satisfying, for both sexes, that there will be barely any new people being brought into this world. That's a frightening day that is fast approaching

On a totally unrelated note, how does one get cum out of wood paneling?
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#33
I am surely Aware of this fact and love These demons. They are all female and damn hot.
This is why they get more and more
#34
I did not know about this ability that's so fucking cool
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#35
joshua that picture is some next level shit. gold
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#36
they oughtta call me faustus
'cuz im always raisin demons
i gotta hide my socks
'cuz they're always full of semen
#37
The Silence of the Hands
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