#1
I wish you balloons and puppies and kittens

As a gift I got you the blood of your slaughtered enemies, but I'm having some trouble getting it through customs
#3
I had already decided yesterday that I would make this thread today, but I totally forgot until I saw that post
#5
Quote by ultimate-slash
As a gift I got you the blood of your slaughtered enemies, but I'm having some trouble getting it through customs
Thats why you have to mix it in a strawberry smoothie. Works every time.

Happy b day epi dude bro. I didn't get you anything but feel free to use your imagination to pretend I got you something you've always wanted.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
happy birthday brah


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Happy birthday
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Happy birthday dudebro.

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#10
have a very joe day
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
Happy birthday!


I got you more lollipop plates:

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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#12
Happy birthday friend
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
Many thanks, guys.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#14
Happy birthday.

Your present is wrapping itself.

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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#15
Jesus.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#17
mean
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#21
hb I got you some water

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
Happy beard-day!
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
Quote by Jet Penguin
lots of flirting with the other key without confirming. JUST LIKE THEIR LOVE IN THE MOVIE OH DAMN.
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you're acting like you have perfect pitch or something
#26
hey joe

wat u doin for dat burfdayours

happy birthday man, hope you have a good one
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Apr 15, 2016,
#27
Quote by Burgery
hey joe

wat u doin for dat burfdayours



My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#28
Quote by Burgery
hey joe

wat u doin for dat burfdayours

happy birthday man, hope you have a good one


Had massive chinese meal, got loads of delicious sake, got depressed for the entire day. A heightened version of the usual.

Quote by theogonia777
happy birthday

i know you like any weird band with a lot of chugging and at least some attempt at noodling no matter how bad they are so i get you these assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHZ0JKDlIQv


dafuq is dis shit, rofl

Quote by NeoMvsEu
Happy beard-day!


beard is 65% rip

Quote by Hydra150
hb I got you some water



I did actually get this exact brand.

Quote by mattedbird
happy birthday, I got you some tabs



...........................


where da tabz birdy pls
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#29
Quote by EpiExplorer
dafuq is dis shit, rofl


what i just don't get is this

watch the first 10ish seconds

the bunny guy has a hat on right

:08 or :09 in he doesn't have a hat

it's just gone forever without any clue
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Quote by theogonia777
what i just don't get is this

watch the first 10ish seconds

the bunny guy has a hat on right

:08 or :09 in he doesn't have a hat

it's just gone forever without any clue


I think they spent the rest of the hat budget on the camera shake effects.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#32
Quote by EpiExplorer



where da tabz birdy pls
I filed them all neatly under "guitar tabs" in the upper left corner of your screen