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Yep. And also an "insult to humanity" She told me that she was sure that god would show me the errors of my ways.

I'm an archaeologist field technician.

What happened to the love and do unto others shit?

Man. Just thought i'd share the hate
#2
Wow......did you kick her right in the baby maker?
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#3
Probably would've just thrown a bone at her
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#4
"Oh yeah? Well this arrow head right here proves god isn't real!!"
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#6
Quote by mastodon1919


Yep. And also an "insult to humanity" She told me that she was sure that god would show me the errors of my ways.

I'm kinda curious about this line....did you make a mistake identifying ancient dinosaur poop or something? Was she there to check over your work? Like, what's the dealio here?
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#7
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I'm kinda curious about this line....did you make a mistake identifying ancient dinosaur poop or something? Was she there to check over your work? Like, what's the dealio here?


Lol naw man she was in attendance at a seminar we we giving. Have no idea why she was there. She came up to me after and that's what she told me. I guess she was insinuating that we were wrong to be doing what we do for living maybe? Not sure dude. I thanked her for coming and walked away.
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Quote by mastodon1919
Lol naw man she was in attendance at a seminar we we giving. Have no idea why she was there. She came up to me after and that's what she told me. I guess she was insinuating that we were wrong to be doing what we do for living maybe? Not sure dude. I thanked her for coming and walked away.

You should have said you found Noah's ark, thus making her bullshit redundant.
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#9
Should've, I'm not that quick though. She was only about my age too, 30 something which was strange.
#10
She's actually trying to get rid of the competition of looking for the Ark of the Covenant.

Let the race begin.
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#13
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She's actually trying to get rid of the competition of looking for the Ark of the Covenant.

Let the race begin.

Yup, and she was probably a nazi too

You should have responded with something clever like:
"You're an insult to humanity" or
"You're an error"
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#14
set her on fire
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
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set her on fire

And then bury her, then dig up her fossilised remains in 20 years time, and be like "suck on that, God"
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#17
+1 to setting people on fire, my ancestors did it and it worked wonders in salem
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

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#18
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+1 to setting people on fire, my ancestors did it and it worked wonders in salem

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#19
At least you're not giving dinosaurs abortions. Maybe tell her you gay-married a couple of fossils.
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#20
put in on your CV/resume

Archaeologist Field Technician
- dug up bones
- gave seminars
- insulted God and humanty
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put in on your CV/resume

Archaeologist Field Technician
- dug up bones
- gave seminars
- insulted God and humanty


#24
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Counter to the woman's statement, there's also an argument to be made that you're acting on behalf of God to help Him test people's faith.

Archaeologist Field Technician
- dug up bones
- gave seminars
- insulted God and humanity
- crypto-faith-tester

You apostle, you. Spreadin' the Good News.
#27
Think about it like this, dogs bury thing in the yard right? How would a dog feel if you kept digging up what he buried? Now flip the letters, D-O-G, G-O-D. Dog year = 7 human years. God bulit the universe in 7 days. 7 = 7. You need to stop before God decides to bury YOU....
#28
Wow it's all become so clear to me.

Praise The Lord
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#30
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So what was the topic of the seminar? I'm curious about specifics now


We were doing a talk about the history and usage of the Northwest Passage, specifically the Franklin Expedition and the search for and recovery of his two ships, HMS Erebus and HMS Terror. Nothing to do with dinosaurs lol.
#31
If I remember correctly, didn't the Franklin expedition end up with cannibalism?

Neat stuff, if I say so myself.
#32
More likely cold, scurvy and lead poisoning. But yeah they did find some bones suggest there probably was canniblism.
#33
Sounds awful (and fascinating in retrospect).

Cannibalism and scurvy are also tests from God.
#36
Instead of digging up bones (like you do for a living), you should have used this opportunity to bury on...in her
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#37
You're out in the field, you're doing some digging around a collection of bones, when suddenly you notice a pattern forming. Bewildered, you walk to the other side of the discovery, and a chill runs through your spine as you see the arrangement:

"god sux cox lol"

You step back. You weep.

You are an archaeologist field technician.
#38
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
You're out in the field, you're doing some digging around a collection of bones, when suddenly you notice a pattern forming. Bewildered, you walk to the other side of the discovery, and a chill runs through your spine as you see the arrangement:

"god sux cox lol"

You step back. You weep.

You are an archaeologist field technician.


This is beautiful
#39
Wow, I came here expecting to see that you were an abortion doctor or porn site admin. Archaeologist? She's just scared you'll find something that disproves her precious religion (Please do).
#40
Quote by mastodon1919


Yep. And also an "insult to humanity" She told me that she was sure that god would show me the errors of my ways.


I'm an archaeologist field technician.

What happened to the love and do unto others shit?

Man. Just thought i'd share the hate
i am sure people would say the same about me too. instrumental musical worship director.

do you oversee digs or do them? are you on location right now?
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