Poll: "promises"
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you keep making ~promises promises~ you know you cannot keep
5 25%
PROMISES are SHIT
15 75%
Voters: 20.
#4
ok
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
both terrible options srs

i keep promises
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#6
we all have regrets
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
break my heart




#8
is this some emo shit or something
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#9
Why would you promise something if you weren't sure you could keep it?
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#11
I dont often make em so I keep em when I do.


Also I only make promises drunk.
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#12
I make promises I can't keep because I'm awful
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
I don't make promises. Even when I say directly that I will do something it's not intended as a promise, but more that the thing I said I will do will take a high priority and will be done excluding unforeseen circumstances. I don't actually say all that, but assume that most people should understand in the unlikely circumstance that something prevents me from doing that thing.
#16
~promise me you'll be perfect
and i promise that i'll come around sometimes
to say
hello
all smiles~
superman is killing himself tonight
#17
Saying "I Promise" doesn't mean anything unless you actually do it. Actions speak louder than words.
#18
When I was little my parents made me promise them that I wouldn't get any tattoos when I'm older.

Seems pretty redundant now considering they don't even remember and my mom actually kind of sort of wants one herself.

Other than that, I'm not a big fan. I haven't necessarily broken any myself and I'd never ask someone to keep one, but I have fooled myself into thinking it was ok to believe they'd always hold true.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#24
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#25
i think people are smart enough that they dont ask me to promise shit cuz they know im not that reliable


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#26
I always keep my word, promises included. I expect others to keep their word to me as well.
#27
Quote by Bladez22 at #33931087
I make promises I can't keep because I'm awful


I was thinking about this seriously last night, and wow I am actually awful. Like I made that post half-heartedly as a joke, but its true
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!