#1
i had to get one out of my dog today. just about the worst things ever
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it's all coming back

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#2
I hate dicks too.


...

Oh wait, that says ticks.

lol tick problems.
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#5
Disgusting little bastards, horrible when dogs get them, hope your dog's okay
A poem.
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#6
idk its not a completely terrible item but there are also much better trinket choices

ugh ticks

i hate the vast majority of bugs but ticks are one of the special kinds of awful
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#9
arent you supposed to take a flame to them?
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#10
me and a few other chaps decided to play airsoft in the woods

it was super fun

until we realized we were laden in ticks.

ya know i told them "guys i do not suggest going in there. we will get ticks like nobody's business."

and they were like

"nah we'll be all good"

bunch of dumb kids they were. and i guess me too because i went with them.

ended up with a tick munching on the tip of my manhood. was not fun to get off, no.
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#11
Holy shit that's horrible. A dick tick? Were you just running around in boxers in the woods?
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#13
Well that would just tick me off.


-_-
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#16
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arent you supposed to take a flame to them?

there are multiple ways to remove them. this one was right by my dog's eye so i wasn't keen on the burnt match or alcohol or other solutions like that. I just grabbed it with tweezers, and pulled really slowly until it let go.

few summers ago in minnesota i went camping and got like three on me. so icky.
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it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#17
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i once found a deer tick on the shaft of my penis

dude nooooooooo


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#20
I found a tick on my thigh a year ago. I had to dig the head out with toenail clippers.
#21
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dude nooooooooo


it wasn't really anything special except for the shock of finding it
#22
when I was 19, the apartment complex I lived in was renovating and housed me in a hotel for a week. I was out of town most of the week but spent one night in the hotel with my mom when she was dropping me off. when I woke up and took a shower, there was a tick on my stomach.

it weirded me out so bad that I wrote a poem about it afterward.
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#23
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when I was 19, the apartment complex I lived in was renovating and housed me in a hotel for a week. I was out of town most of the week but spent one night in the hotel with my mom when she was dropping me off. when I woke up and took a shower, there was a tick on my stomach.

it weirded me out so bad that I wrote a poem about it afterward.
... do you still have the poem
#24
tick bites itch to worst. I can scratch on one for a month

other then that, they bother me much.
#25
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few summers ago in minnesota i went camping and got like three on me. so icky.
I hiked a trail in the BWCA a few years ago during late May, and on one warm day I think I pulled off 50 wood ticks over the course of the day. It was disgusting, although I have lost all aversion to finding them on myself now.

yeah a deer tick sounds worse than the little red dot thing i had on mine.
Probably also a deer tick nymph.

Ticks are the devil though, tbh, they should please all die off.


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#27
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