#1
Also they walk too slow. Shouldn't you be in a bigger hurry since your time left is limited.

Thank you.
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#2
Agreed #KillOldPeople2016

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#3
Quote by ErikLensherr
Also they walk too slow. Shouldn't you be in a bigger hurry since your time left is limited.

Thank you.


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#4
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Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for Mr Jerry Seinfeld

Shouldn't that be "give it up, Mr Jerry Seinfeld".
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#5
A couple of weeks ago I was in my grandmother's house and it was blazing hot. I checked the thermostat and it was at 84F (~29C).

jfc grandma
#7
Wow hardcore SJWS dont even give a shit about old people.
#endyouthprivilege
#oscarssoyoung
#8
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
A couple of weeks ago I was in my grandmother's house and it was blazing hot. I checked the thermostat and it was at 84F (~29C).

jfc grandma

it's official old people cause global warming
#9
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it's official old people cause global warming

They do need to start aclcimatising for hell, though.
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#11
The chill of death is already upon them
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They do need to start aclcimatising for hell, though.

lmao just kidding this is a better answer
Last edited by whywefight at Apr 18, 2016,
#13
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They do need to start aclcimatising for hell, though.


Very true. You need to start by adding one extra coat layer per day until you plan on moving to Florida
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#14
The worst is when two old people stop in the middle of a fucking hallway to have a damn conversation without warning when you're walking right behind them. Yeah, I get it, you're decrepit and retired. The rest of us aren't and have places to be. Go to fucking Florida with the rest of the old dusters and sit on a park bench or some shit.


Sidewalks need an old person lane. It can be a lane where you can take 30 minutes to walk 10 feet and stop to talk to your friend every 20 seconds.
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#16
I walk slow because my knees hurt and I'm wearing a coat today since it's not hot enough for me.


-grandma
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#20
Not only do they walk slow but they can't walk in straight lines either

(actually a lot of people don't, I hate walking around towns as a result)
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#21
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
A couple of weeks ago I was in my grandmother's house and it was blazing hot. I checked the thermostat and it was at 84F (~29C).

jfc grandma

old people are fucking mental when it comes to thermostats

one grandma has like 18°C (~65°F) in her house and claims that the temperature is perfectly warm for her even though she always wears like 5 layers of clothing while the rest of us plebs who didn't bring a fucking eskimo jacket with us are left there freezing our butts of

on the other hand the other grandfather has like 28°C (~82°F) in the living room and still somehow manages to wear an undershirt, a t shirt and a wool sweater without suffering a heat stroke


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#22
TIL old people are ectothermic reptiles
Last edited by Aeolian Harmony at Apr 18, 2016,
#23
I always thought it was poor circulation mixed with old bones.
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What about those teenagers that wear a hoodie when its 70+ degrees out.

I always assumed they were cutters.

That or the overly self-conscious.
#24
You turn back into a baby when you get old.
We all go out like Benjamin Button
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#25
poor circulation
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
Also they walk too slow.

yeah but did you ever walk behind a teenager??
#27
Quote by Trowzaa
poor circulation


Probably this + loss of muscle mass, which means their bodies lose heat faster

But really, they're preparing for the fiery lake.
#28
also old people are probably totally oblivious to their surrounding & do not realize that it's actually hot out, or generally have any idea what is going on/how to behave like a functional human being -- mean but true, ok.
#29
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#30
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Sun's out, guns out. 💪 Best believe I'm wearing a tank top.

lolya SHOOT THOSE OLD PEOPLE that'll teach em ahahahahha
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#31
the only people I've known that wear a coat when it's hot are homeless people.

why I don't know
#32
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Old people overdress because they have slower metabolisms and get cold easier.

man u crazy
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#36
The Hobo Trench with Malt Liquor and meth enchantments level 50 with stealth bbonus
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#37
Why speculate? Just ask an old person.

So Arby911...why do you people dress for cold weather all the time?
#38
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#39
Quote by TobusRex
Why speculate? Just ask an old person.

So Arby911...why do you people dress for cold weather all the time?


We carry shotguns under our outerwear.

And we have a lot less to lose, time wise, than a younger person.

Go ahead, keep talking shit...
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