Cruz waged a legal campaign against dildos, artificial vaginas, and vibrators in 2007, arguing that U.S. residents have no right “to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

Idk I'm bored at work. Discuss or shoop Ted holding dildos or something.
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Apparently this guy is favourite or most likely to be the winning republican candidate right? Absolutely hilarious how the Republican Party manages to put crazies in positions of such potential power.
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I remember looking up 'masturbation' in a dictionary when I was younger. It simply said 'self-abuse'. Heh.

Again, this is utterly pointless - what are they going to do, search homes for out-of-state Fleshlights? X-ray packages, not for bombs, but for butt-plugs? Pfffff.
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something something don't tread on me something something eye-watering cucumber action
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is that the name of a brand of dildos?

yeah, and they come complete with Cruz Cuntrol technology for the most pleasurable experience.
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