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#1
say a flavor you enjoyed like chocolate, whipped cream, etc.
edit: and texture?

would you try it?

or

what flavor would it have to be for you to enjoy?

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#3
No. It comes from balls and out a dick. Why the fuck would I want that?

Speak for yourself
#4
semen has a very sweet smell, so i bet it tastes sweet naturally lol (i wouldn't know, just guessing)

I don't think i'd ever put semen anywhere near my mouth regardless of how good it may taste lol
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#5
wtf
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#6
It's called love nectar and only if it were mixed in the cookie dough.

inb4 only CaptainCanti gets this reference.
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#7
I've already tasted it and it could be worse

but idk a strawberry flavoured blowjob sounds interesting
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#9
lol great thread

but nah, probably not. it's not the possible taste that is putting me off innit


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#10
I blame the food thread
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#11
I always think, if I was gay I would definitely give myself facials when I jack it. I mean, why wouldn't you?
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#12
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I blame the food thread


eliminating world hunger one load at a time

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#13
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eliminating world hunger one load at a time





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#14
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eliminating world hunger one load at a time
Have you got your five-a-day?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#16
Gives a whole new meaning to 'protein shake'
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#18
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Gives a whole new meaning to 'protein shake'

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#19
Does that model give cab fare?
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ftw
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#24
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it's not really the flavour it's the texture. . .


flavor & texture?

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#25
Well, it would be kinda cool if you could turn it into any flavour at will and then if during cooking you realised you forgot to buy one of the ingredients...
#26
On a very serious note semen is fucking gross and I don't like cumplay at all Shannice why do you think we broke up you nasty
#27
I find it surprising that more guys have tasted their own at some point.
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#28
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
say a flavor you enjoyed like chocolate, whipped cream, etc.
edit: and texture?

would you try it?

or

what flavor would it have to be for you to enjoy?

"If semen tasted good..." implies knowledge of the opposite. Spunk chugger, you.
#29
I've had my own quite a bit

It's not even the flavor or the texture thats bad about it, it's just that it's just the right lukewarm temperature to be gross, semen needs to be hotter. Tho hotter semen would lead to a lot of problems
#30
oh
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#32
Even if semen was the best tasting thing on earth I wouldn't want to try it
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#33
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I find it surprising that more guys have tasted their own at some point.

Put it this way, our bodies eject the stuff pretty energetically. Usually a good sign it should stay out of us.
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#34
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Put it this way, our bodies eject the stuff pretty energetically. Usually a good sign it should stay out of us.

mine dribbles out.
#36
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I've had my own quite a bit.

I will admit, I tried to see if blowjobs would be worth giving
I came to the conclusion that they are for the taste alone

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Its gluggy texture would probably go well on ice cream or cheesecake.

As NOT found out by the above, semen goes lumpy when cold
#38
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I will admit, I tried to see if blowjobs would be worth giving
I came to the conclusion that they are for the taste alone

He came in your mouth
You came to a conclusion

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#39
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I've had my own quite a bit

It's not even the flavor or the texture thats bad about it, it's just that it's just the right lukewarm temperature to be gross, semen needs to be hotter. Tho hotter semen would lead to a lot of problems

the consistency and temperature

getting some on me isn't too bad, but sometimes it's the worst because it is that awful lukewarm temperature
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#40
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semen has a very sweet smell, so i bet it tastes sweet naturally lol (i wouldn't know, just guessing)

I don't think i'd ever put semen anywhere near my mouth regardless of how good it may taste lol

I always thought that gym bros sucked each other off in the change room pre-workout though. "No homo brah, we're just getting protein."
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