#1


women, amirite?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
It's because of feminism. If woman would just understand that their place is in the home and leave society to men.
#5
adam&eve not adam&steve
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
not adam and ste-

Quote by Baby Joel
adam&eve not adam&steve

GODDAMIT


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
Quote by WaterGod
If it were two guys instead then that fruit never would've been eaten.


You do realize the it was the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

I suppose that's a good way of looking at it if you prefer being ignorant.

Leave it to the bible to paint wanting knowledge as a bad thing.
#10
Quote by JustRooster
I eat my woman's fruit. Returning the favor.
Yeah but does doing that cause the descent of man?
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY ♂♂♂
#11
Quote by Banjocal
Yeah but does doing that cause the descent of man?


No but it makes me a decent man.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#12
Quote by BobBastard
You do realize the it was the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

I suppose that's a good way of looking at it if you prefer being ignorant.

Leave it to the bible to paint wanting knowledge as a bad thing.


I was listening to Billy West on Gilbert Gottfried's podcast the other day and he was telling a story of how he got a beating at Catholic school, went a little like this:

Young Billy: This painting is Adam & Eve?
Nun: Yes
YB: And God created Adam in his image?
N: Yes.
YB: Out of dirt?
N: Yes, child.
YB: And then took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve?
N: You know this, yes.
YB: So why do they have belly-buttons then?
*beating begins*

Made me laugh, every single picture of Adam & Eve, they always have belly buttons...
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#13
Quote by JustRooster
No but it makes me a decent man.

Quote by Arthur Curry
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