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#1
I feel like a lot of people go mad for chocolate chip, and for good reason, but hand me an oatmeal and good god I'm a happy person
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#2
Chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven, still soft before they cool off. MMMMMM...
#3
Chocolate chip for sure.


Or with nuts
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#4
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Chocolate chip for sure.


Or with nuts

Which nuts?
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#5
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Which nuts?



Walnuts or macadamia.


Top tier cookies
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#7
I was gonna say deez nuts but I thought I would play it straight for some surprise lols
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#9
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I was gonna say deez nuts but I thought I would play it straight for some surprise lols

You're a monster
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#10
oatmeal raisin

u wan fite?
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#12
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#13
White chocolate and cranberry.
o()o

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#16
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White chocolate and cranberry.


Do you have a UTI?
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#17
Belgian triple chocolate hazelnut cookies.

Fuck me, they are so good.
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#18
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I feel like a lot of people go mad for chocolate chip, and for good reason, but hand me an oatmeal and good god I'm a happy person
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oatmeal raisin

u wan fite?
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oatmeal raisin is the correct answer
#19
my sister makes a next level chocolate chip

oatmeal chocolate chip is also really good. the oatmeal usually always makes it stay soft, and it's the best cookie for turning into cereal once it's gone stale

sugar cookies are boring, snickerdoodles are good, gingersnaps are good, rootbeer cookies are weird
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#20
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No, they're just tasty.
o()o

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#21
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No, they're just tasty.

UTIs are tasty?


HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW?
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#22
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oatmeal raisin

u wan fite?


huu for once i feel dirty
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#23
Meat Cookie!



Followed by warm, soft chocolate chip (dark chocolate chips of course) or white chocolate macadamia cookies for dessert!
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#24
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Meat Cookie!



Followed by warm, soft chocolate chip (dark chocolate chips of course) or white chocolate macadamia cookies for dessert!

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#25
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UTIs are tasty?


HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW?


I don't know, but I imagine it would go great with Cranberry Juice.
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#27
chookiecookie
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#29
Snickerdoodles are good too, but not as good as fresh from the oven CC cookies.

My mom makes some sweetbread cookies that are thick, and soft, just a little harder than a moist cupcake. They are sweet, but not super sweet. So damned addictive!
#30
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#31
Hmm, I dunno.

I guess chocolate chip cookies. Though there are some creamy ones that I tried once that were amazing. I guess it depends on how they are made and who makes them. Even with chocolate chip cookies you can either have amazing "hand-crafted" ones, while also having the cheap ones you buy at the store which are just a piece of hard sugar stones
#32
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chookiecookie

yeah i was gonna post this

best cookie
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#33
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yeah i was gonna post this

best cookie
Early bird gets the cookie, bishes.
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#35
the softest, chewiest, chocolate chip, with cluster-nuts or M&M's

i really like macadamia nut cookies
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#36
chocolate chip is a given, wheres the love for thin mints

or keeblers fudge cookies

or peanut butter cookies

or ginger snaps, ginger snaps is the shit man

or those wafer sandwich cookies
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#37
Home made choc chip for sure,

But I generally stick to these
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#38
Teddy bear's are alright, but they're a bit plain and sometimes don't fit in the glass when u wanna dip them in milk.

these are god tier.
scotch fingers are 2nd
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#39
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Teddy bear's are alright, but they're a bit plain and sometimes don't fit in the glass when u wanna dip them in milk.

these are god tier.
scotch fingers are 2nd

Orange Creams tho

Scotch fingers are great
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#40
Chocolate chip cookies are the only cookies that truly matter
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