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#1
First I know not all guitarist have long hair, but quite a few do.
When I go out I get some looks and stares, my hair is only shoulder length. Doesn't bother me, only when I go to the Middle East everyone looks at me like am missing a arm. God I get even more looks than someone with no arms!! Yet under their hat things they have more than me!
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Last edited by Guitar137335 at Apr 22, 2016,
#2
Not really

I used to get compliments for having long hair

it was the swastika shirt that always got undue attention
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#3
Also I live in Europe, in American is it more common/acceptable?
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#4
No because long hair is for dirty people. I value my personal hygiene.

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#5
Quote by EndTheRapture51
No because long hair is for dirty people. I value my personal hygiene.
this is why you don't get to shag many girls m8
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#6
Quote by Guitar137335
First I know not all guitarist have long hair, but quite a few do.
When I go out I get some looks and stares, my hair is only shoulder length. Doesn't bother me, only when I go to the Middle East everyone looks at me like am missing a arm. God I get even more looks than someone with no arms!! Yet under their hat things they have more than me!


the wicked flee when no man pursueth but the righteous are as bold as a lion
#7
Quote by Banjocal
this is why you don't get to shag many girls m8

No, it's because he only has half a face.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
"I went out with a guy

he never let me see more than half of his well-lit face

he told me that my long hair was filthy, and that he had a degree in chemistry

when he brought up the avengers movie i said I preferred Iron Man and he just LEFT the restaurant!"
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#9
holy wall of fuckin text Batman
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#10
People should stop giving a shit
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#11
not dirty looks but always some sort of comment or another

i shaved it all off again though and i forgot how much better it is
#12
Only if the scalp is still attached...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#14
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I value my personal hygiene.
>Eats before brushing his teeth.

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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by Joshua Garcia
>Eats before brushing his teeth.



So you'd rather brush your teeth, then eat and leave all that crap in there?

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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#16
I get about 2 dirty looks a day when I walk around outside.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#18
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by whywefight at #33938475
What. Didnt you say youre into stupid long hair on chicks

girls don't get dirty
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#21
Quote by WCPhils
girls don't get dirty


The really good ones do...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#22
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#23
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Any asshole knows you don't brush immediately after food.


Those you wipe, not brush...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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#26
Quote by Arby911
Those you wipe, not brush...

Quote by tr00 story
The Queen visits a Scottish army hospital and visits ward A. Inside is a Scots Soldier lying on his front with a cage and a blanket over his bum. The Queen turns to him and says
"And what are you in for?"
"Ma'am I've got a terrible bout of dysentery"
"Gosh" replies the Queen"And what's the treatment for that?"
"Wire brush and Dettol three times a day"he says
" And do you have any ambition left in life?" She Asks
"Yes Ma'am to beat this terrible affliction and get back to serve for my Queen and country" he replies
"That's awfully brave of you "she says and pins a medal on his Bum

So then she moves on to the second patient and asks:-
"And what are you in for?"
"Ma'am I've got the, ah, Cupid's Measles"
"Gosh" replies the Queen "And what's the treatment for that?"
"Wire brush and Dettol three times a day" he says
" And do you have any ambition left in life?" she asks
"Yes Ma'am to beat this horrible affliction and get back to serve my Queen and Country" he replies
"That's frightfully brave "she says and pins a medal on his chest
She moves on to the last patient and asks
"What are you in for?"
The soldier replies in a croaky voice
"Laryngitis ma'am"
"And what's the treatment for that?"
"Wire brush and dettol three times a day ma'am" comes the croaky reply
"Ohhhh Is'nt that awfully painful" she asks
"Whatever it takes to beat this affliction and get back to serving Queen and country"
"And do you have any ambition left in life?" she asks
"Aye. To get the Wire brush and dettol before those two dirty bastards!!!"


Sometimes, I'm afraid, the arsehole does get brushed.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#28
Quote by The_Blode
jokes among longhairs

what are those Longhairs? Sounds like the name of a particular pony specie


I find it strange to speak about "shorthaired folk" but not "longhaired folk". It's not like having long hairs is really something special.

Never got dirty looks, but have been called "Ma'am" a few times by customers standing in my back. Never outside of work tho, my clothes aren't really genderless.
Many people pleople talked to me about why I wouldn't cut them.
That's about it.
#29
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it was the swastika shirt that always got undue attention

why?
#30
i mean long hair looks pretty awful if you don't get it cut regularly

as soon as any layers grow out a bit it's just flat and ugly
#31
I had shoulder length hair when I was 15-17, trust me, it looks shit. Get a decent haircut
#35
I used to get dudes checking me out driving on the motorway and then quickly turn their head to look straight when they realise I was a dude.
#36
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I never suggested you get up from the table and brush, dumbass.
That was unecessarily rude.

Any asshole knows you don't brush immediately after food.
Not Lyle, and that's my point.

Quote by kalypto
but then it makes your food taste weird and i'd rather not have weird tasting food
Never had that problem tbh.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
Had long hair since 2009.

A lot of people assume I'm some sort of confidence generating hedonist because of it when in reality and I'm an anxious mess.

Only times anyone's said anything negative to me were my sister, my dad (cuz they're both old fashioned) and one of my former bosses who was an incredibly on-edge head chef who liked the smiths (so his opinions were pretty shit anyway).
o()o

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#38
Long hair makes guys look ridiculous!
Which is a useful quality to keep people from finding out how ridiculous the rest of me really is
#39
I had long hair throughout my teen years (and a year or two before) and from behind I got mistaken for a female a handful of times and that shit was embarrassing and cut your damn hair and grow a beard TS
I have nothing important to say
#40
Got long hair
Tied back = neat
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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