#2
Goats are fun animals to play with. They can be playful like dogs. I used to have a pygmy goat that was a real nuisance, always wanting to play. I always obliged him otherwise he wouldn't stop bothering me, lol.
#3
I used to have one named Maximus. :3
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
I watched a funny video of one once

it wasn't that video tho
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
i ate some chevrette (goat cheese) with mortadella earlier

it was good


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#9
Quote by Hydra150
I watched a funny video of one once

it wasn't that video tho

it was this one;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-QcWVPFxGA

I post this every chance I get
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Favourite animal
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
Quote by Pastafarian96
Favourite animal


I second this

They look funny, they make funny noises and they do stupid stuff like trying to headbutt you when you try to pet them

Quality animals, 10/10 would get a pet one if I could
I have nothing important to say
#18
Fucking Kevin, the cunt
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#22
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#23
Hehehe....that's the statue the Satanic temple was wanting to put on the Oklahoma Capital grounds
#25
Quote by MeTallIcA313


One of my favorite animals.

don't talk to me or my goat-pup ever again
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do