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#2
nah you'll just have a sunflower grow in your stomach

same with apple seeds
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#6
hey buddy

sup
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
Quote by Bladez22
nah you'll just have a sunflower grow in your stomach

same with apple seeds

no it's the shells i'm worried about you see
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#13
Quote by deadsmileyface
no it's the shells i'm worried about you see


Ah, those troublesome shells
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#14
Quote by deadsmileyface

Just answer the fucking question you little shit
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Yiff, oh it's you.
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#18
i knew a guy that would chew it all up, shells and all, then spit out this gross lump of shit.

should've found a job feeding baby birds.
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#25
I ate a third of a bag once eating the whole thing. It did just about kill me. Worst pain maybe in my life. Hope you didn't eat much kid because the stomach can't digest the shells at all.
#26
lol, you're gonna have a sunflower grow out ur butt
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#27
I take a handful of seeds and just chew them, shell and all. Even after the actual seed is gone, I enjoy chewing on the shells, they taste quite nice.
#28
No but you do lose some manly points because REAL men don't eat flowery, sunshiny things.

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#29
No I eat them with the shells too, all the time. Just have to make sure you chew them up well or they're gonna poke your asshole on the way out.

I eat peanut shells too. So salty, so good.
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#30
i do the same thing

you'll most likely choke on one before you die lol
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#34
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yo when are you next going to disappear for another like 6 months or w/e?

starting right now
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#35
Quote by deadsmileyface
starting right now

this is your last post on ug?
#40
the extra salt on the shell crystallises when it enters your digestive system and it becomes razor sharp and will slowly tear apart your insides.

one day you will bleed heavily out of your mouth and/or butt and die and because no one will think to search your poop for sharp sunflower seed shells, your cause of death will be unclear and they will just think a witch must have cursed you or something.
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