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#1
mine is pretty hard
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
Mine is great thanks for asking
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
you are welcome
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
it used to be 2 hard 4 me, but now I have it softened before I put it in and on my body
#10
It's well hard mate
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
Quote by Dreadnought
hard dongd'er?

I barely know 'er


This was hard to read

Please stop
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#16
Quote by Dreadnought
hard dongd'er?

I barely know 'er


I thought blode was back for a second

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#19
hard af

we analysed it for hardness in 2nd year lab prac but i cba getting the lab journal right now to check


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Quote by UltimateGuizar
It's like flowing limestone.



Yeah
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#21
Harder than a bloke named Bruce that walked across the nullabor and lived off kangaroo blood
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
It's pretty limp.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
it used to be so hard it came out cloudy, now i live in a soft dong area

i actually miss the hard dongs tbh
#27
Meh, ~18°dH, it's an absolute bitch using any utensil requiring a dong, and don't get me started on the shower.
#28
rip my kettle and shower.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#29
I've got Lake Michigan dongs, they're pretty awesome.
'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
+More

Maxon od808|Boss NS-2|Boss CE-5|
Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
#33
Quote by Rebel Scum
My dong is as hard as Anders M1



You son of a puta!
#34
I only drink bottled so very soft.

I think my tap dong is soft but it's also very unsafe to drink so I haven't been able to confirm.
Last edited by Mistress_Ibanez at Apr 26, 2016,
#35
Quote by Dreadnought
hard dongd'er?

I barely know 'er


you what her?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
Quote by JamSessionFreak
hard af

we analysed it for hardness in 2nd year lab prac but i cba getting the lab journal right now to check

the new thread title


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#39
It was squishy, but as I continued the examination, it got less squishy, and now it's not very squishy at all.

I am 10 and what is this?
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