#1
Why is ******* automatically censored?

k.i.t.c.h.e.n

Is there a meaning I don't understand?
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#2
go to the place where you cook and make me a ********
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
#3
"that's a nice ******* " she remarked

"thanks" he said, "i had it installed recently"

she leant against the worktop, she could sense the bespoke finish

"i could do with a ******* like this one" she said, as she ran her fingers along his wood

"yes, it is rather nice" he squirmed at the thought of her dirty fingers all over his newly oiled worktop
#7
Once upon a time there was an adbot who absolutely loved k i t c h e n s more than anything. The love was so intense that the word had to be censored.

Some say the adbot is still out there somewhere, making love to places where you are supposed to cook
I have nothing important to say
#8
Vance Miller used to spam this forum with his k i t c h e n adds.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
they weren't great adbots cos i dont remember the brand

oh there you go^
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
I don't know why I remember the name.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#12
******* it. I was hoping it was some Easter Egg and I was going to get a free *******.

Pfff.
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#15
Good thing I cook in the bedroom.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by intwernet
But then bedroom is in fact your *******, right?
No, it's a room with a bed in it, so it must be a bedroom.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Oh yeah, remember the days of this dude?
That was my profile pic for a while too.

But yeah man, my girlfriend used to say to me all the time "I want you to ******* me in the ******* like a little ******* whore"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass