#1
From the Budweiser advert ? Man that's the COOLEST and best thing that's funny, EVER.

Even now, just thinking about it i am crying with laughter because it was so great... see!?....Whasssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh " look, literal tears running down my face from the amazingness.

Who else still uses whassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? If if not. WHY ! ?
HAIL TIM SMITH, HARBRINGER OF FADELESS SPLENDOUR !

Most beloved recent band discoveries : Midori / Mass of The Fermenting Dregs
#2
Uhm...
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#3
Because fads die
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#4
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Because fads die



GOOD POINT !
HAIL TIM SMITH, HARBRINGER OF FADELESS SPLENDOUR !

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#5
... Because it was fucking annoying being called up at 3am to some twat shouting WASSSSSSSUP! Down the phone then hanging up!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#6
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Because fads die



^ This

And because it was annoying af
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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#8
Because the UN ruled it was a crime against humanity, and you were permitted to punch people in the face for it.
#12
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Because the UN ruled it was a crime against humanity, and you were permitted to punch people in the face for it.



If only that law had been passed in the U.S.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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Live my twisted dream
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