#5
get her pregnant and say "this is your gift for mothers day"

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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(Don't even ask what it means)


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#6
This, but sans clothes
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
Tell her you lathe her deeply.

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That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#8
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Tell her you lathe her deeply.


A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#12
holy shit, just when I thought your videos couldn't get any better


your wife is perfect for you