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#3
one of the first things a toddler should be taught is how to safely handle firearms, i believe the responsibility lies with the parent to ensure that it is taught properly
#4
Quote by kalypto
one of the first things a toddler should be taught is how to safely handle firearms, i believe the responsibility lies with the parent to ensure that it is taught properly

pretty much.
I mean if you're not gonna teach your kid basic gun safety then don't come crying to me when they shoot you lol.
fucking moron.
#5
ban toddlers


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#6
Quote by JamSessionFreak
ban toddlers
agreed
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#7
any of them involve those asinine children's guns that look like toys?
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#8
The only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun
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#11
most toddlers are responsible gun owners ok


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
Quote by JamSessionFreak
ban toddlers

This is the only solution to the problem at hand.

You can take the toddler away from the gun, but you cannot take the gun away from the toddler.
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#14
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This is the only solution to the problem at hand.

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No better argument for the death penalty, IMO.
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#15
Quote by kalypto at #33952451
one of the first things a toddler should be taught is how to safely handle firearms, i believe the responsibility lies with the parent to ensure that it is taught properly

walking and talking is pr important
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#16
Quote by neidnarb11890
pretty much.
I mean if you're not gonna teach your kid basic gun safety then don't come crying to me when they shoot you lol.
fucking moron.

Before you can walk you should learn to fire a gun.
#17
Quote by Trowzaa
walking and talking is pr important

fucking libtard
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#18
ok then mr jakesmellstoddlerspoo
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#19
how else is my child supposed to say he was born with a gun in his hand unless i put one there before he can walk and talk?

huh?

huh?

huh?
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#20
where in the world does a toddler find a gun in plain sight?

bad parenting
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#21
Quote by jakesmellspoo
how else is my child supposed to say he was born with a gun in his hand unless i put one there before he can walk and talk?

huh?

huh?

huh?

If the mother put it there instead. Obviously.
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#22
There's a Sandy Hook joke here that's too classless even for me.
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#24
Quote by JustRooster
I was googling around to find out how many motor vehicle deaths there have been this year to try and show that your argument ignores scope and that 23 is statistically negligible, but then I found this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/guns-deaths-car-deaths_us_56991b31e4b0ce4964242c47

I still don't get why y'all don't treat gun ownership like car ownership, where in order to get a license you have to prove that you're only partly idiotic and will not crash and burn often.
#25
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There's a dead baby joke here that's too classless even for me.

fixed
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#26
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I still don't get why y'all don't treat gun ownership like car ownership, where in order to get a license you have to prove that you're only partly idiotic and will not crash and burn often.


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#28
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I still don't get why y'all don't treat gun ownership like car ownership, where in order to get a license you have to prove that you're only partly idiotic and will not crash and burn often.


idk but it's fun to have three licenses to drunkenly shoot passersby from mah big rig
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#30
dead baby jokes are like, 4chan circa 2007 much
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#34
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do people still make "dead baby" jokes?
& if so, why?

Because they're classless?
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#35
Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people
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#36
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I still don't get why y'all don't treat gun ownership like car ownership, where in order to get a license you have to prove that you're only partly idiotic and will not crash and burn often.

I'd agree if getting a license was difficult in any way whatsoever. I literally parallel parked and then drove in a circle
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#37
this is why we need more birth control + abortions
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#38
Quote by WCPhils
I'd agree if getting a license was difficult in any way whatsoever. I literally parallel parked and then drove in a circle

Which is why I said partly idiotic instead of competent Current tests' aptitude aside, maybe you shouldn't get to own a gun if you fail certain tests.
#39
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Which is why I said partly idiotic instead of competent Current tests' aptitude aside, maybe you shouldn't get to own a gun if you fail certain tests.

I wouldn't have a problem with that.
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#40
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I'd agree if getting a license was difficult in any way whatsoever. I literally parallel parked and then drove in a circle

I had to back in & I did a really bad job, but they let you pull forward & fix it -- I was still like right on top of the line haha
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