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Army approves uniform modifications for Furries
http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/04/army-uniform-modifications-furries/

WASHINGTON — The US Army’s ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the Army will soon announce a set of uniform accommodations for these soldiers, who fetishize animal costumes.

“We are committed to allowing these people to follow their religion or their hearts or the voices in their fillings, or whatever the hell it is that drives them to dress and act this way,” said the source, who requested anonymity on the grounds that he didn’t want his name to show up in Google searches for Furries. “I mean, where the hell does it end?”

The accommodations follow a number of recent Army missteps regarding uniforms for Sikhs, hair for African Americans, and award patches for people who have done more than just show up for two years.




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No
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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What happens when you let women and gays into the army. You get furries. Next thing you know they're gonna wanna get married.
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Satire is overrated.

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author is a prick




We get it, allowing gay, trans, and other minorities to openly serve in the army is as dumb as allowing a furry fetish. Thank you for your service, cunt.
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We get it, allowing gay, trans, and other minorities to openly serve in the army is as dumb as allowing a furry fetish. Thank you for your service, cunt.



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There's probably little to no furries in the army so they actually could make this uniform legit and nobody would be wearing it
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