it's Masturbation Month, everybody!

let's all celebrate by beating the meat, slammin the ham, making baldy cry, etc, etc.

Let us, as a community, reach 10,000 successful faps by the time June comes around.

just add your faps to the previous users updated count
ex: 1 fap + 1 fap = 2 faps
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Last edited by Ablast at May 3, 2016,
I will contribute my share
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This offends my christian sensibilities.
If there is a God, it's me.
ugh, innuendos for male masturbation are the worst. so gross.

incidentally, I don't think I've masturbated so far this month.
once a day, keeps the doctor away

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once a day, keeps the doctor away


Well, men that masturbate 5 times a week are 25% less likely to develop prostate cancer

Btw, in, I don't even give a shit that people will know how much I touch myself

EDIT: do we start from Sunday's count ormjust start afresh?
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at May 3, 2016,
But I'm too busy plowing my waifu pillow twice a day. D:
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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start with Sundays count if you can remember


Probably about 10 then.

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once a day, keeps the doctor away


I came here to post this.

But I guess it should be more like "a fap a day keeps the sex therapist/prostate cancer away"
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I went blind from fapping so I had to write it in braille, hope that's ok
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
When I was a young lad, I discovered the joys of autoerotica all on my own. Then, the Catholic church told me that this practice was sinful.
I very promptly gave it up. Catholocism, that is.

Still enjoying "self-abuse" into my late 60s.