#1
"An eleven-year old Talladega boy bragged that the burglar he shot while the boy was home alone “started crying like a little baby.”

Chris Gaither narrated the story to WVTM-13 reporter Kyle Burger, who referred to the arrested burglar in his written article, published alongside the on-camera interview, as “a baby that learned his lesson.”..

At this point in the interview, Gaither’s mom interrrupts him, saying, “Tell him about pointing the gun at you, baby.”

“Oh right. He pointed the gun at me when he was coming downstairs,” Gaither said. “And then I told him I was gonna kill him and all that. And to get out of my house.”*

Read more here: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/watch...

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#2
This is your brain on CoD.
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#5
That kid gonna join the army, go crazy and kill his whole platoon in cold blood
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#6
He fired 12 shots but it seems only one of them hit

what a n00b
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#7
Probably his best K/D ratio to date.
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#9
I'm sure he really was acting in self-defense in this case but the fact his mum had to remind him to focus on that bit of the story is concerning.
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#10
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He fired 12 shots but it seems only one of them hit

what a n00b


He swears he got hit markers though
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#12
That's one Talladega night he'll never forget
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#13
That happened like 10 miles from where all my southern family lives. That town's full of a bunch of shitheads.
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#15
this is wrong on so many levels


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#16
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this is wrong on so many levels


I agree. I'm gravely disappointed in the overall level of accuracy shown.
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#17
Dude had a .38 and was warned 4 times before the kid grabbed a 9mm, a police officer would've shot 3 and killed the man the second he saw the gun.

He admitted he was shaking, but he missed 11 shots.

Most of you couldn't even load a gun.

My take from it is why the fuck did the burglar not pawn his gun if he was looking for drug money?

******s lucky he didn't grab a shot gun, kid wouldn't have missed then.

Also doubt the burglar cried from physical pain, probably more the idea he was gonna die if the kid had more shots.
Last edited by stratkat at May 3, 2016,
#18
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#19
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Dude had a .38 and was warned 4 times before the kid grabbed a 9mm, a police officer would've shot 3 and killed the man the second he saw the gun.

He admitted he was shaking, but he missed 11 shots.

Most of you couldn't even load a gun.

My take from it is why the fuck did the burglar not pawn his gun if he was looking for drug money?

******s lucky he didn't grab a shot gun, kid wouldn't have missed then.

Also doubt the burglar cried from physical pain, probably more the idea he was gonna die if the kid had more shots.

Because he can earn more by robbing people using the gun that he'd get from the pawn shop.

You seriously have no fiscal nous.
#20
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Because he can earn more by robbing people using the gun that he'd get from the pawn shop.

You seriously have no fiscal nous.


Simple risk/reward equation right...
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