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over
4 29%
under
6 43%
closed fingers, not interlocking
2 14%
pinkies
2 14%
Voters: 14.
#2
Use protection.
Wear a glove.
Do complex friendship shakes.
Slap it back.
Slap it forward.
Up top.
Down low.
Bump it.
Lock it.
Fireworks.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#5
if I first meet someone, I give them a real firm handshake (they are often surprised bc I have big strong hands but also a very high and girly voice)


if I am holding hands, I like to smile real big and close my eyes and hopefully also snuggle
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#7
wow


under tho


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
Right hand over, so whoever is on the left has dominant hand
A poem.
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#9
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for those of you who have never held hands or don't know how to here's article

http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-Hands


That is really creepy.
And is it a tutorial for interracial lesbians? Why are there two girls, one black and one white?
What about normal guy - girl couples?
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#10
The only way to hold hands is hard and fast.
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#11
Quote by intwernet at #33959648

And is it a tutorial for interracial lesbians? Why are there two girls, one black and one white?



because feminism
#12
over

become i am a dominant alpha male

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#13
When I was (relatively) younger I asked a girl via text if I could hold her hand. We were in a bar drinking and I didn't want to presume for some reason. The night before we got drunk and fucked. I had been in two relationships before that one.

idek any more
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#14
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over

become i am a dominant alpha male

Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#15
I had no idea there were different hand holding techniques. I've only done the standard place palms together and link fingers technique.
I have nothing important to say
#16
Quote by Banjocal
When I was (relatively) younger I asked a girl via text if I could hold her hand. We were in a bar drinking and I didn't want to presume for some reason. The night before we got drunk and fucked. I had been in two relationships before that one.

idek any more

did


she say yes


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
I don't hold hands much because so many girls have hands like a dead fish. ......you grab their hand and they just don't grab back
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I don't hold hands much because so many girls have hands like a dead fish. ......you grab their hand and they just don't grab back

people who do handshakes like that are the absolute worst, followed closely by people who try to crush your hand as some weird show of dominance


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I don't hold hands much because so many girls have hands like a dead fish. ......you grab their hand and they just don't grab back

Some girls smell like dead fish too.
#21
Quote by JamSessionFreak
did


she say yes
yes

we banged that night too but still

I'm an embarrassment
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#22
Quote by JamSessionFreak
people who do handshakes like that are the absolute worst, followed closely by people who try to crush your hand as some weird show of dominance

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/handshakes
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
Quote by Banjocal
yes

we banged that night too but still

I'm an embarrassment

i mean, can't say it's ideal but it worked

i've done cringier shit that didn't work


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Quote by DardySon
Some girls smell like dead fish too.
Especially the ones from Perth amiright?
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#25
Quote by Mind_Reader7
Especially the ones from Perth amiright?

It's confirmed, more than 10% of Perth's population is on UG
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33959558
Right hand over, so whoever is on the left has dominant hand

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
Quote by Mind_Reader7
Especially the ones from Perth amiright?

No, you know as well as I do that the ones in Perth just smell dead.
Last edited by DardySon at May 7, 2016,
#30
Quote by chrismendiola
First I hold her hand then I hold her butt
Have you produced the 2 step guide pamphlet yet?
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#32
Quote by Banjocal
Have you produced the 2 step guide pamphlet yet?

Create a wikihow page
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#33
Quote by Banjocal
Have you produced the 2 step guide pamphlet yet?

Maybe some other time. My hands are full at the moment. full of her butt
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Last edited by chrismendiola at May 7, 2016,