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#1
guise, serious problem here: it stings when I pee.

using webmd- I've narrowed it down to some kind of std, an infection or cancer. to poor for a doctor. what do I do?
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#2
pinch off your pee hole with a clothes pin for 3 days. it will suffocate the bacteria and/or cancer.
#3
Go to a free clinic if you can't afford a doctor. Yeah the standard of care isn't as high as a private practice would be, and the wait time is ridiculous, but whichever of the three this is, it could have serious health ramifications if untreated or treated improperly, it's something you want a trained professional's informed medical opinion on, not the opinion of a guitar forum's off-topic section and WebMD.
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#5
Have you had unprotected sex within the last three months? If not, then it could just be a simple urinary tract infection. Anyway, go get medical assistance ASAP.
#7
Stop peeing after you masturbate.

Also could be gallbladder/kidney stones, painful but easily removed-ish.
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#9
Cranberry juice is now your friend.

Also 1 teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda in a glass of water, once every 4 hours (do not take more frequently than every 4 hours).

Then go to the doctor, it will clear up on its own eventually but its likely you'll need antibiotics.
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#12
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drink more water it'll probably clear up on its own


^ This, it isn't as dumb as it sounds but drinking more water will help your body remove the infection faster by ...you guessed it...peeing.

Yeah it might be stinging but its what you're gonna have to do unfortunately brah.

Also props to the Zappa tune posted above. Was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this thread.
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#17
rub icy hot on it

for old times sake


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uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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rub icy hot on it

for old times sake

What he needs is a new amp amirite? Ololol
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#19
fsshhhhhhhhhhh


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silen ženimo hrup,
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le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
Or that vid that we've all seen (don't try to deny it ) of that guy getting a dildo rammed down his dickhole
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#22
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

im out



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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#23
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Or that vid that we've all seen (don't try to deny it ) of that guy getting a dildo rammed down his dickhole

I have actually not seen this
Nor do I want to
It's scared at the thought and trying to hide
#24
It was one of those vids where that one kid at school would show it to random people at the bus stop for the lulz
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More bad dick jokes in here than an Amy Schumer stand up show
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I'd still bang her tbh

I wouldn't, because then I'd become part of her sub par stand up act.

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#30
Sucks if you got penis cancer. Hopefully they don't end up having to lop off your dick.
#32
its called a track infection and yes it dose hurt and it will get bad if you dont get it taken care off ,means you are drinking to much sodas .if you dont get it taken care off it will put you in the hospital .
#33
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its called a track infection and yes it dose hurt and it will get bad if you dont get it taken care off ,means you are drinking to much sodas .if you dont get it taken care off it will put you in the hospital .

I don't drink much soda at all, I drink water 90% of the time, the other 10% is stuff like pre-workout mixes, tea or milk
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#34
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its called a track infection.

Ah yes the infamous track (and sometimes field) infection. It really is prevalent right around the time of the olympics isn't it?
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#35
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Cranberry juice is now your friend.

Also 1 teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda in a glass of water, once every 4 hours (do not take more frequently than every 4 hours).

Then go to the doctor, it will clear up on its own eventually but its likely you'll need antibiotics.

Cranberry juice really is one of the best ways to deal with infections on your own.

could be a bladder infection or a tract infection.
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#36
could be a kidney stone as well

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#37
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could be a kidney stone as well

Lets hope not.

Though if it's a kidney stone he will end up going to the doctor no matter what his financial situation is.
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its called a track infection and yes it dose hurt and it will get bad if you dont get it taken care off ,means you are drinking to much sodas .if you dont get it taken care off it will put you in the hospital .

No it's not. I'd bet that you're not a doctor, and if you were, attempting to make a diagnosis in this fashion is extremely unprofessional, and potentially malpractice.

Which you would know, if you were a doctor. Or an actual health care professional.
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