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#1
Have at it:

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
2. What is your greatest fear?
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
5. Which living person do you most admire?
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
7. What is your current state of mind?
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
9. On what occasion do you lie?
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
11. Which living person do you most despise?
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
16. When and where were you happiest?
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
21. Where would you most like to live?
22. What is your most treasured possession?
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
24. What is your favorite occupation?
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
26. What do you most value in your friends?
27. Who are your favorite writers?
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
31. What are your favorite names?
32. What is it that you most dislike?
33. What is your greatest regret?
34. How would you like to die?
35. What is your motto?
#2
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
World Peace, slightly-right libertarian (with social safety net) New World Order where people love, and go on introspective/4th dimensional trips to outer space every now and then.

2. What is your greatest fear?
Pacifistic contentment.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Bouts of self-loathing and general weakness.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Injustice.

5. Which living person do you most admire?
Elon Musk.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Being conservative.

7. What is your current state of mind?
Tired and watching Spongebob classics.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Stoicism.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Occasional breakouts.

12-13. What is the quality you most like in a man/woman?
Having multiple qualities.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Ah geez

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Moreso a "What would you change from past", but my biggest regret in life is definitely not caring enough about my university GPA.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Bachelor of Science and currently 3/4 of the CPA exams.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
The abyss.

26. What do you most value in your friends?
Loyalty, Forgiveness, Good Times.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
Paulo Coehlo, Nietzsche

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Rand Paul, Ron Paul

31. What are your favorite names?
Saphira, Donald or Dominique, idk, something unique but not crazy, yet powerful and/or poetic.

32. What is it that you most dislike?
Injustice, Inauthenticity.

33. What is your greatest regret?
GPA
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Last edited by Fat Lard at May 12, 2016,
#3
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Something Biblical, like heaven.

2. What is your greatest fear?
Dying too early and alone.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Shrewdness. Also self-loathing and easily capable of turning it outward.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
The same as mine but lacking awareness and desperately trying to get away with it.

5. Which living person do you most admire?
None living.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Video games.

7. What is your current state of mind?
Half-wakeful laziness.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Politeness.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
Life-threatening. I am a very habitual liar, though. So if I catch myself lying, I try to correct it.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Body hair.

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Bashar Al Assad.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Considerate and lacking in ego.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Honest, considerate and lacking in ego.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Meaningless fillers. I use them very purposely too, to deflect certain attention.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Myself, sadly. Probably why I'm taking this questionnaire in the morning.

16. When and where were you happiest?
When I was working full-time.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
Determination/abundant motivation.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Parents and origin.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being alive so far.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Still myself but lacking all my memories.

21. Where would you most like to live?
Depends on the time of day. Small towns in Europe, sprawling east Asian metropolitan centers, the (modern) American South, as well as places where wine is cheap/abundant.

22. What is your most treasured possession?
Digital library.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Self-loathing.

24. What is your favorite occupation?
Filmmaking. Purposely staying vague on specific occupational roles.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Awkward speech patterns.

26. What do you most value in your friends?
Loyalty and honesty.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
Virginia Woolf, David Foster Wallace, Paddy Chayefsky.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
My hero in fiction or my hero at writing fiction? This is vague but I'll assume it's the former. I don't think I have any specifically. I like flawed characters.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Dostoevsky

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
"Salt of the earth" people.

31. What are your favorite names?
Harper. Edna. Oliver/Olivia.

32. What is it that you most dislike?
Blindness to your own faults.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Not working harder on a daily basis. Not being more honest. I'm too young to have serious regrets.

34. How would you like to die?
Painlessly.

35. What is your motto?
Empathy is the greatest gift rewarded to humans.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at May 12, 2016,
#4
1. self-annihilation.
2. being unable to love.
3. lack of commitment.
4. ostentation.
5. bob dylan.
6. guitars.
7. bored.
8. honesty.
9. any chance i get.
10. my only regret is that i am not taller.
11. ted cruz.
12. beauty.
13. beauty.
14. "i have nothing to declare except my genius."
15. rock 'n roll
16. when i am playing music with people to people.
17. being good at languages.
18. be more disciplined.
19. getting rejected by yale.
20. i hope to come back as a ghost.
21. heaven.
22. my dick yo.
23. the suffering of being unable to love.
24. nazi occupation of france.
25. my subtlety.
26. concern.
27. joyce, kafka, whitman.
28. kot behemoth.
29. pontius pilate.
30. pope francis, bernie sanders.
31. biblical ones.
32. disingenuousness.
33. my only regret is that i have but one life to give for my country.
34. no thanks.
35. "i dont wanna walk and talk about jesus i just wanna see his face."
#5
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Happiness that is not constrained by the weights of time or money.

2. What is your greatest fear?
None, really. I guess I get a little nervous in elevators.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Laziness.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Idk. I'm not really bothered by anything. I guess I wish we were all a little nicer and tried to connect more with others.

5. Which living person do you most admire?
I don't because I know that if there's something to be admired in a person is just expressing doubt that I can't do it myself if I want to.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
What, you mean I have to choose one? I guess my guitars.

7. What is your current state of mind?
Alright. Just wish it were Friday already.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Not really sure.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
Practically never, though I did last Friday to my Aunt and her family so they wouldn't worry about me (it was Mother's Day and they were worried I would run late to work, which I was, and I did).

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Only my hair when it doesn't cooperate.

11. Which living person do you most despise?
None at all.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Probably a caring man. Whether it be his family or himself.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Same as man.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Forshizzle.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Anime and anime waifus.

16. When and where were you happiest?
Hard to tell. I was pretty happy when I was on a cruise, but I was also happy when a certain someone cared about me.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I already have the best talent I could ever ask for.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
More direction.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
All my achievements have felt pretty level headed so far, so I guess I'm still working on that.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Me exactly as I am, but having made the right decisions.

21. Where would you most like to live?
House near a quiet forestry area.

22. What is your most treasured possession?
INTERNET

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
?
Depression? I don't really know how to answer that.

24. What is your favorite occupation?
Musician

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Idk. Ask other users around here.

26. What do you most value in your friends?
Just having fun with them. Whether it be talking or goofing around.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
I don't read enough to have an answer.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Spider man I guess. I like Deathstroke as a villain more though.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
I don't pay enough attention to history to have an answer.

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
None.

31. What are your favorite names?
I've recently discovered how much I love the name Anastasia. I also like Wayne.

32. What is it that you most dislike?
When I get in my "I'm hopeless" mood. But what's good about that is that it can't be brought out by others. At least I feel like that's a good thing.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Not telling a girl how I really felt and letting our friendship die.

34. How would you like to die?
Don't really care. The thought of having a last meal and have it all be a butt load of liquor and die of alcohol poisoning sounds ideal, but also unpleasant.

35. What is your motto?
Be happy because what's the point in being anything else?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#6
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Hmm. Opportunities to do whatever.

2. What is your greatest fear?

Reaching a point in my life of constant insatiable, existential boredom.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Nothing, really. I should get more sleep. I have a pedantic streak sometimes. Also I waste time on the internet when I could be doing other things. I like internetting though.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

Nothing, really. Wasting my time or being spiteful for its own sake something. Static mindset?

5. Which living person do you most admire?

Depends on the day. gf probably

6. What is your greatest extravagance?

Hmm. I own physical copies of like 400 books, so probably that.

7. What is your current state of mind?

I'm thinking I'm about to fill out this questionnaire and it's going to take more time than I ought to give to it, but I get today off of work so might as well.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Decisiveness/ideological commitment. "Been a party member for 40 years" type of virtue.

9. On what occasion do you lie?

Hmm. Not trying to deflect because I admit to lying on occasion, but lies are hard to pin down as lies.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?

idk, I have a pronounced supraorbital ridge so pictures of me tend to make my eyes look dark and spoopy.

11. Which living person do you most despise?

Also depends on the day.

12-13. What is the quality you most like in a man/woman?

Authenticity, creativity, ambition and striving, kindheartedness, ethical sense, good memory, high tolerance for ambiguity... lotta other things, too.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

"Hmm" or "I don't know," the latter because I tend to evade a lot of questions. That answers 9, too, I s'pose.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?

She wouldn't be my gf if she wasn't.

16. When and where were you happiest?

Hmm. Why happiness? Emodiversity is my jam.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?

Fluency in more languages. Predicting the future. Superficial charm.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

idk, everything, all the time? I want to see what'd happen. Probably get to sleep more.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

idk, but I think most people would say double-majoring in bio and psych with honors. Being alive?

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

I'd come back as me.

21. Where would you most like to live?

Savannah, GA. Maybe New Orleans. There are parts of eastern Europe which look beautiful, too.

22. What is your most treasured possession?

Hmm. The books, probably.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Really, just boredom. Physical pain is better than boredom.

24. What is your favorite occupation?

idk, there are a lot of good ones. Writer, teacher, researcher, therapist, programmer all sound good.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?

Hmm.

26. What do you most value in your friends?

Copy-paste 12-13.

27. Who are your favorite writers?

Faulkner, Rushdie, DFW, Sidney Lanier, Cormac McCarthy, Carl Rogers, Ana Castillo, Dostoevsky, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Pynchon, Kate Chopin, Camus, Wittgenstein, Feyerabend, Szasz, Italo Calvino, Eco, Flannery O'Connor, Kafka, Eliot, others.

Proust is tripe.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?

Hmm. None in particular.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Hmm. idk, I exist in history, too?

30. Who are your heroes in real life?

Copy-paste 28.

31. What are your favorite names?

Katie.

32. What is it that you most dislike?

Vague questions.

33. What is your greatest regret?

no regerts

34. How would you like to die?

repeatedly

35. What is your motto?

Today, right now, "mottos are lexicons of stasis" or something idiotic.
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#8
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being balls deep in TS's mom

2. What is your greatest fear?
Touching balls with someone else who is balls deep in TS's mom

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I'm not always balls deep in TS's mom

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Making eye contact while we're balls deep in TS's mom

5. Which living person do you most admire?
TS's mom

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Giving TS's mom a little foreplay

7. What is your current state of mind?
Thinking about TS's mom

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Chastity

9. On what occasion do you lie?
On top of TS's mom

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
When I can see my dick cos its not in TS's mom

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Chad

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Not making eye contact when we shag TS's mom

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Being TS's mom

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
TS's mom

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
TS's sister. It's just about the sex with his mom

16. When and where were you happiest?
When I cum inside TS's mom

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
To not answer a question with a reference to TS's mom

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be in TS's mom right now

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Faking the moon landings using TS's mom's ass as the soundstage

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
TS's mom's favourite buttplug

21. Where would you most like to live?
Next door to TS's mom

22. What is your most treasured possession?
A fake beard made from TS's mom's pubes

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Actually trying to finish answering these questions with references to TS's mom

24. What is your favorite occupation?
I most enjoy occupying TS's mom's vag

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Having TS's mom on my cock

26. What do you most value in your friends?
That they understand I often have to leave to see to TS's mom

27. Who are your favorite writers?
The tattoo artists who write inspiring quotes on TS's mom's back

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
The guy TS's mom won't shag

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
The first guy to bang TS's mom. It was probably Romulus or something

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Me when I'm banging TS's mom

31. What are your favorite names?
Mine when TS's mom cries it in ecstasy

32. What is it that you most dislike?
That I ran out of new ways to reference TS's mom like 30 questions ago

33. What is your greatest regret?
Starting this questionnaire at the behest of TS's mom

34. How would you like to die?
Soon(after I'm done with TS's mom)

35. What is your motto?
Just let me have a breather TS's mom


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#10
Eh, it's not like there's anything else happening here.

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Happiness that is not reliant on any one place or time.

2. What is your greatest fear?
Having my son grow up to resent me. Or just generally becoming detached from him.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Selfishness that I mask as martyrdom.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Refusal to to take responsibility for their actions or own up to their faults

5. Which living person do you most admire?
My grandad.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
I rent a really nice flat that is just on the edge of what I can afford because I value a nice living environment over savings

7. What is your current state of mind?
Awash with pizza-induced dopamine

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Honesty. More that I get baffled when people get offended by being called a liar.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
When the truth is unimportant and would only make things difficult.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My moles

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Kim Kardashian. Or rather the intense following of her family, since I don't know her as a person

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Humility

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Humility

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I swear more than I should.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Tie between my wife and son

16. When and where were you happiest?
My first Christmas with my wife

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to play music by ear.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My laziness

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting a scholarship to go to Japan

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
That is for karma to decide, not me

21. Where would you most like to live?
On a riverboat in my retirement.

22. What is your most treasured possession?
My first guitar

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Apathy

24. What is your favorite occupation?
As in things I like to occupy myself with? Playing music and video games

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
A lot of people say I'm kind-hearted with a dry sense of humour but I imagine the first thing people notice about me is my height

26. What do you most value in your friends?
A mutual interest in each other's lives while respecting the fact that those lives are separate.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
Harlan Coben, Michael Chrichton

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Harry Potter

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
My life is far to insignificant to have any similarity to a historical figure.

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Doctors and Teachers

31. What are your favorite names?
I don't really have any to be honest

32. What is it that you most dislike?
Boredom

33. What is your greatest regret?
Not doing more travel

34. How would you like to die?
After a long and fulfilled life, but preferably before dementia sets in. I wouldn't want a long, protracted death either.

35. What is your motto?
People do not give me insults, they give me observations.
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#11
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

The ability to do what I love, and to be with the people I love.

2. What is your greatest fear?

Being alone for the rest of my life.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

I'm an arsehole.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

Selfishness

5. Which living person do you most admire?

My granddad.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?

I don't tend to go too mad on buying things. Maybe petrol because I drive around a lot?

7. What is your current state of mind?

Tired

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Not swearing.

9. On what occasion do you lie?

Most of them

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?

My nose is a bit shit. Also I have a really weak chin.

11. Which living person do you most despise?

There isn't really anybody. I don't hate any celebrity that much, and if I know someone personally and hate them then I just sever all contact.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?

Sense of humour.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Sense of humour.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

"lovely" "right then"

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?

Doesn't matter, she pretty much hates me now.

16. When and where were you happiest?

Probably when I was at college.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?

Singing

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I'd be more confident

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

I wrote a song once. It was pretty bloody good. I think I was possessed at the time because I've never written anything since.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

The Rock

21. Where would you most like to live?

Dunno

22. What is your most treasured possession?

My cats

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Loneliness

24. What is your favorite occupation?

That I've done? I liked working for the council.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?

Sarcasm

26. What do you most value in your friends?

That they're there when I need them

27. Who are your favorite writers?

Terry Pratchett

28. Who is your hero of fiction?

Dunno

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Dunno

30. Who are your heroes in real life?

Dunno

31. What are your favorite names?

Archibald

32. What is it that you most dislike?

Everything

33. What is your greatest regret?

See 15.

34. How would you like to die?

Quickly

35. What is your motto?

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#12
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
I don't want an idea of perfect happiness because that would mean I wouldnt have anything more to learn or experience.

2. What is your greatest fear?
The idea that I wouldnt have anything more to learn or experience.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I don't exercise as much as I probably should.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
I dont like when people think they have nothing to learn from me.

5. Which living person do you most admire?
Dan Winter or Magnus Carlsen.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Cannabis. I am blessed with EBT to cover the cost of food.

7. What is your current state of mind?
I am currently trying to understand why (a/b)^x cant equal 2.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Not being honest with yourself.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
I only lie when my parents ask where I am going and I cant tell them to the park to smoke so I say to my friends house only because their opinion on the situation is biased because they arent honest with themselves.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I actually like how I look, I am thankful I look the way I do. I could be in better shape but I dont want the look of being toned. I should probably just run and play basketball.

11. Which living person do you most despise?
The person that makes up excuses for why we arent having band practice or performing.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
The ability to be able to try as hard as possible at will.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
The ability to share love for something by understanding why you the other person loves it.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
What's up? I would rather just get right to the point.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My girlfriend.

16. When and where were you happiest?
I am happiest right now and I like to think I am always happiest in the present time.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to memorize anything I wanted without having to try as hard as it would actually take to memorize something.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I think I would prefer to be a wizard and have super powers.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I think what I know is my greatest achievement. Playing the guitar is just something I do to show off what I know, it has never really been an achievement, knowing is the hardest part, playing it is actually pretty easy, anyone can play the guitar.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
I would hope I could come back in a higher dimension and experience another form of being I am not aware of, maybe a dragon.

21. Where would you most like to live?
With my girlfriend.

22. What is your most treasured possession?
I am currently stoked about my brand new Ibanez Tube Screamer, but I think my legos are pretty awesome, dont have all the ones I use to but theyre still cool.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
I am miserable when I cant find the solution to a puzzle, actually, not knowing the best way to phrase a question sucks more than not being able to find the answer.

24. What is your favorite occupation?
Music teacher.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
People probably describe me as shy. I'm not shy, I just have too many thoughts to file through to think of something to say to match the environment I am in.

26. What do you most value in your friends?
The ability to try their hardest. I dont accept laziness.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
I dont think I have a favorite writer, I dont read books very often, but aint nobody got nothin on Dr. Seuss.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
I dont like the idea of having a favorite hero. I like to have real life heroes. My irl heroes are John Coltrane, Buckethead, Magnus Carlsen, and probably jesus but I dont know much about him because I dont really think the bible was a reliable source of information but he seems like a great guy.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Jesus, except I definitely dont have his patience, and I dont think he studied math and music, but if Jesus and Pythagoras fused with the fusion earrings they would be kinda like me but smarter.

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Oh... awkward...

31. What are your favorite names?
I like my name. Schnietyr is kinda cool too.

32. What is it that you most dislike?
Not having people to talk to about my interests.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Getting rid of my pokemon cards.

34. How would you like to die?
I dont want to die unless I have learned everything I need to learn first, I would like to fall into a black hole.

35. What is your motto?
Ugh... 34 questions would have been perfect, 35 isnt a Fibonacci number.
#13
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
I'll know it when I see it. Which is not to say that I've never seen it, but I just can't find an accurate description.
2. What is your greatest fear?
Coming across an insolvable issue that I can't ignore.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
The inability to finish what I start.
#14
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Freedom, i.e time and resources to do what I want, when I want.

2. What is your greatest fear?
My depression going any further.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I'm weak.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
When people don't acknowledge my strengths and focus on my weaknesses

5. Which living person do you most admire?
I admire/respect anyone who is just genuinely a nice person

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
My motorbike - even though it's only a 125, it's beautiful.

7. What is your current state of mind?
Really not doing too great, so I'd say borderline depressed.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Honesty.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
To spare feelings.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My height, I'm 5 ft 6

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Don't despise anyone, I try not to, however people like Trump etc do push it.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Loyalty

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Confidence

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I call everyone sluts, I have no idea why..

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My dog. She's been the best thing to happen in my life

16. When and where were you happiest?
1 - First time I ever played on stage and got a round of applause.
2 - In Bulgaria with a bunch of friends getting drunk every day, being free and just having a great time.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I would absolutely love to play the saxophone.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My laziness

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Either getting my current job (even though I hate the job)
Or passing Military Intelligence selection

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A better version of me?

21. Where would you most like to live?
Near a beach in some tropical area, maybe move to America and get a better living than the UK

22. What is your most treasured possession?
A toy mini that was given to me by my Gran, i've had it for god knows how many years, never opened it, never touched it.
Either that or a rare 50p coin i came across, both stupid heirlooms but just something cool.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Feeling inadequate

24. What is your favorite occupation?
I reckon I would love to teach. That or maybe join the Army.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
I can turn a phrase, make a few people laugh and just be there for people?

26. What do you most value in your friends?
They are there when I need them.

27. Who are your favorite writers?
Sons of Anarchy writer, whoever that is.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Don't really have any.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Alexander the Great, not because y'know I wanna conquer the world, but because you have to always strive for more.

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Anyone who has to fight for "freedom" or fight to protect those unable to fight.

31. What are your favorite names?
Glen for males, because i'm Scottish yo!
Alex for females, just sounds like she'd be a hottie!

32. What is it that you most dislike?
Motherfucking ladders and heights.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Getting in to my current relationship.

34. How would you like to die?
In a spectacular fashion, epic movie scene death or managing to save someones life in the process

35. What is your motto?
"Because why the fuck not?"
#15

"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#16
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Pacifistic contentment.
2. What is your greatest fear?
World Peace, slightly-right libertarian (with social safety net) New World Order where people love, and go on introspective/4th dimensional trips to outer space every now and then.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Aversion to the possibility of failure.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A refusal to learn.
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Ai Weiwei.
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Buying stuff at Waitrose, innit.
7. What is your current state of mind?
Half way between inspiration and depression.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Being nice.
9. On what occasion do you lie?
When either the lie or truth is inconsequential.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Asymmetrical facial muscles gives the left side of my face a weird look.
11. Which living person do you most despise?
Probably Alex Jones.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Being casual as fuck.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Being understanding.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
'Well'. 'I mean, -'. 'sounds hilarious'.
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Well, that would be telling.
16. When and where were you happiest?
When I'm writing a great piece of music.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
Play the sax.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My inability to be bothered.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I haven't stabbed anyone yet.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Probably Allan Holdsworth.
21. Where would you most like to live?
Here, I guess. It's actually quite nice. Or maybe Vancouver.
22. What is your most treasured possession?
Not sure, really.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Being monetarily wealthy and all the trappings it brings.
24. What is your favorite occupation?
No clue.
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
I'm tall af.
26. What do you most value in your friends?
Them being themselves.
27. Who are your favorite writers?
Zhuang Zhou, Christopher Hitchens, Luo Guanzhong.
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Hmm, Alpharius/Omegon, although 'hero' is a loose word.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Possibly Nietzsche.
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Don't really have any.
31. What are your favorite names?
'Isobella', 'Damien'.
32. What is it that you most dislike?
Poorly thought out opinions.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not taking music seriously at a younger age.
34. How would you like to die?
Comfortably.
35. What is your motto?
'live and let live, unless you're a piss weasel.'
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#17
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being able to pursue my own interests
2. What is your greatest fear?
Not being able to wipe my own ass in my old age
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Cost-Benefits analysis of everything to determine level of commitment to activities
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Deference of responsibility
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Jeff Bezos
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
My education & library. Distant 3rd would be my Taylor and Car
7. What is your current state of mind?
Calculated/Calculating
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Probably Chastity. In considering psychological motivators, I think this one to be smoke & mirrors
9. On what occasion do you lie?
In situations where the outcome won't be determined by the detail I'm providing
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Legs are short and torso is tall for my height
11. Which living person do you most despise?
Changing person to profession - Politicians
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Honesty
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
aesthetics aside, Drive
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
saying nothing at all
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Learning. That bitch puts out hardcore, but never says "thank you"
16. When and where were you happiest?
Florida, mid-day, beer in front of me, Taylor 310 in my lap.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I hate being reliant on others to do things for me to my satisfaction. Furniture construction & wood finishing is an area I'm currently looking into
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My compulsive tendencies. If I value something, I go hard, relentlessly until I achieve desired results....sometimes 30 hours at a time
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My Bachelors in Science, Quitting smoking, and picking myself over "love"
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A tree. They don't have the option to move, so if they're able to perceive the world, they do so from a stationary position. We don't do enough of that
21. Where would you most like to live?
South of here, in the US, in any metropolitan area that doesn't have measurable snowfall
22. What is your most treasured possession?
As in "replace if lost" - my Kindle. As in something I value? The compartment in my Taylor case. Other than a tuner, the Taylor tool, string winder, and a set of strings, I invite people who have made an impact in my life to put a small item in there to be kept indefinitely.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Holding a conversation with someone that doesn't have a passion. Small talk is worse than nails on a chalkboard
24. What is your favorite occupation?
To date, the one I've enjoyed the most has been a business strategy analyst
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Diligence
26. What do you most value in your friends?
Transparent Honesty - Good or bad, If it impacts me, I'd like to know.
27. Who are your favorite writers?
King, Douglas Adams
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Probably Tony Stark
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
People noted in history have been those that significantly contributed to the outcomes of situations. Other than improving profitability or identifying areas of savings, I really haven't changed direction of anything
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
People who don't professionally identify with a public assistance role, but assist those in need
31. What are your favorite names?
Balthazar. For no real reason outside the way it sounds
32. What is it that you most dislike?
Entitlement & Forming opinions without macro-level understanding
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not taking my 20's seriously
34. How would you like to die?
Quickly
35. What is your motto?
Nothing is deserved, everything is earned
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#18
Well, I have time to kill. Why not?

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being able to do anything I want to do without worry
2. What is your greatest fear?
I don't actually know. I have a lot of minor ones though
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I don't do things for myself enough.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Taking advantage of kindness.
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Somebody who did it their way and are satisfied with their choices
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Guitars. That or food.
7. What is your current state of mind?
Clear.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Good question!
9. On what occasion do you lie?
Usually as an excuse to cover up my laziness
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Not really a dislike, but I would like less curly hair.
11. Which living person do you most despise?
I honestly can't think of anybody.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Being honest with themselves and hard working.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Being honest with themselves and hard working.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Yikes/totally/for sure
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My soulmate
16. When and where were you happiest?
I would say now and here, where I live.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I would like to be able to lick my elbows or roll my tongue.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Maybe I would want to be a bit more serious, but then I wouldn't be me.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Having a great family and making amazing friends.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
I would come back as a fox.
21. Where would you most like to live?
I like where I live now, but probably the UK or just go full weeb and live in Japan and vlog food
22. What is your most treasured possession?
my R8 Les Paul
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
One you can't climb up from.
24. What is your favorite occupation?
TV presenter seems fun
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Sarcasm probably
26. What do you most value in your friends?
Honesty
27. Who are your favorite writers?
Don't really have any.
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Jesus (LOL EDGY). On a serious note, probably Link from Legend of Zelda.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
None of them that I can think of.
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
My parents, Randy Rhoads, my SO
31. What are your favorite names?
Aidan or Austin
32. What is it that you most dislike?
Menma in ramen or brussel sprouts in general
33. What is your greatest regret?
Probably taking myself too seriously when I was younger.
34. How would you like to die?
Proud and happy.
35. What is your motto?
You don't have pockets in a coffin. Enjoy your time and cherish every moment.
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#19
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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being balls deep in TS's mom

2. What is your greatest fear?
Touching balls with someone else who is balls deep in TS's mom

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I'm not always balls deep in TS's mom

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Making eye contact while we're balls deep in TS's mom

5. Which living person do you most admire?
TS's mom

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Giving TS's mom a little foreplay

7. What is your current state of mind?
Thinking about TS's mom

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Chastity

9. On what occasion do you lie?
On top of TS's mom

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
When I can see my dick cos its not in TS's mom

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Chad

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Not making eye contact when we shag TS's mom

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Being TS's mom

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
TS's mom

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
TS's sister. It's just about the sex with his mom

16. When and where were you happiest?
When I cum inside TS's mom

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
To not answer a question with a reference to TS's mom

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be in TS's mom right now

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Faking the moon landings using TS's mom's ass as the soundstage

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
TS's mom's favourite buttplug

21. Where would you most like to live?
Next door to TS's mom

22. What is your most treasured possession?
A fake beard made from TS's mom's pubes

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Actually trying to finish answering these questions with references to TS's mom

24. What is your favorite occupation?
I most enjoy occupying TS's mom's vag

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Having TS's mom on my cock

26. What do you most value in your friends?
That they understand I often have to leave to see to TS's mom

27. Who are your favorite writers?
The tattoo artists who write inspiring quotes on TS's mom's back

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
The guy TS's mom won't shag

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
The first guy to bang TS's mom. It was probably Romulus or something

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Me when I'm banging TS's mom

31. What are your favorite names?
Mine when TS's mom cries it in ecstasy

32. What is it that you most dislike?
That I ran out of new ways to reference TS's mom like 30 questions ago

33. What is your greatest regret?
Starting this questionnaire at the behest of TS's mom

34. How would you like to die?
Soon(after I'm done with TS's mom)

35. What is your motto?
Just let me have a breather TS's mom


Man that was painful.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
being able to chill with my friends all the time with no stress and make music

2. What is your greatest fear?
idk everything is scary

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
i don't really do anything to help people out because i spend so much time stressing about my own life

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
being mean generally i guess like it costs literally nothing to not be a dick

5. Which living person do you most admire?
my best friend

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
guitar stuff

7. What is your current state of mind?
stressed

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
modesty

9. On what occasion do you lie?
generally when talking about personal things to people who i don't think deserve to know those things

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
not sure really

11. Which living person do you most despise?
too many choices, probably someone in the conservative party

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
being nice to people

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
being nice to people

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"i mean that's kinda fair enough really innit?" but mumbled-like

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
my best friend

16. When and where were you happiest?
last time i was with my best friend (in september)

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
being decent at an instrument

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
i'd like to be more likeable and nice generally i guess

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
i have great friends so that's cool

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?


21. Where would you most like to live?
the world is full of beautiful places i honestly couldn't pick but realistically i could definitely see myself spending much of the rest of my life in wales

22. What is your most treasured possession?
my twin reverb probably

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
what's this even mean

24. What is your favorite occupation?
i'd like to actually be a musician i guess

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
my gigantic penis

26. What do you most value in your friends?
they're nice and considerate and really they're great people who i love a lot

27. Who are your favorite writers?
i haven't really read a book for fun in a long time which is kinda sad

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
coldsteel the hedgeheg

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
none of them they probably didn't have fridges

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
i don't think i have any really? but flea is pretty cool

31. What are your favorite names?
sophia, aaron, amy

32. What is it that you most dislike?
the way "dog people" go on like cats are hellspawn without realising that all small soft animals are wonderful

33. What is your greatest regret?
idk i think i've had a pretty good run so far

34. How would you like to die?
i'd like there to be at least some neon and lasers involved

35. What is your motto?
i don't know what the fuck i'm doing

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this is honestly phenomenal
#21
Quote by slapsymcdougal
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being balls deep in TS's mom

2. What is your greatest fear?
Touching balls with someone else who is balls deep in TS's mom

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I'm not always balls deep in TS's mom

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Making eye contact while we're balls deep in TS's mom

5. Which living person do you most admire?
TS's mom

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
Giving TS's mom a little foreplay

7. What is your current state of mind?
Thinking about TS's mom

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Chastity

9. On what occasion do you lie?
On top of TS's mom

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
When I can see my dick cos its not in TS's mom

11. Which living person do you most despise?
Chad

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Not making eye contact when we shag TS's mom

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Being TS's mom

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
TS's mom

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
TS's sister. It's just about the sex with his mom

16. When and where were you happiest?
When I cum inside TS's mom

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
To not answer a question with a reference to TS's mom

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be in TS's mom right now

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Faking the moon landings using TS's mom's ass as the soundstage

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
TS's mom's favourite buttplug

21. Where would you most like to live?
Next door to TS's mom

22. What is your most treasured possession?
A fake beard made from TS's mom's pubes

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Actually trying to finish answering these questions with references to TS's mom

24. What is your favorite occupation?
I most enjoy occupying TS's mom's vag

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Having TS's mom on my cock

26. What do you most value in your friends?
That they understand I often have to leave to see to TS's mom

27. Who are your favorite writers?
The tattoo artists who write inspiring quotes on TS's mom's back

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
The guy TS's mom won't shag

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
The first guy to bang TS's mom. It was probably Romulus or something

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Me when I'm banging TS's mom

31. What are your favorite names?
Mine when TS's mom cries it in ecstasy

32. What is it that you most dislike?
That I ran out of new ways to reference TS's mom like 30 questions ago

33. What is your greatest regret?
Starting this questionnaire at the behest of TS's mom

34. How would you like to die?
Soon(after I'm done with TS's mom)

35. What is your motto?
Just let me have a breather TS's mom


Man that was painful.


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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Pacifistic contentment.
2. What is your greatest fear?
World Peace, slightly-right libertarian (with social safety net) New World Order where people love, and go on introspective/4th dimensional trips to outer space every now and then.'


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#22
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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being able to pursue my own interests
2. What is your greatest fear?
Not being able to wipe my own ass in my old age
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Cost-Benefits analysis of everything to determine level of commitment to activities
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Deference of responsibility
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Jeff Bezos
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
My education & library. Distant 3rd would be my Taylor and Car
7. What is your current state of mind?
Calculated/Calculating
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Probably Chastity. In considering psychological motivators, I think this one to be smoke & mirrors
9. On what occasion do you lie?
In situations where the outcome won't be determined by the detail I'm providing
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Legs are short and torso is tall for my height
11. Which living person do you most despise?
Changing person to profession - Politicians
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
Honesty
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
aesthetics aside, Drive
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
saying nothing at all
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Learning. That bitch puts out hardcore, but never says "thank you"
16. When and where were you happiest?
Florida, mid-day, beer in front of me, Taylor 310 in my lap.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I hate being reliant on others to do things for me to my satisfaction. Furniture construction & wood finishing is an area I'm currently looking into
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My compulsive tendencies. If I value something, I go hard, relentlessly until I achieve desired results....sometimes 30 hours at a time
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My Bachelors in Science, Quitting smoking, and picking myself over "love"
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A tree. They don't have the option to move, so if they're able to perceive the world, they do so from a stationary position. We don't do enough of that
21. Where would you most like to live?
South of here, in the US, in any metropolitan area that doesn't have measurable snowfall
22. What is your most treasured possession?
As in "replace if lost" - my Kindle. As in something I value? The compartment in my Taylor case. Other than a tuner, the Taylor tool, string winder, and a set of strings, I invite people who have made an impact in my life to put a small item in there to be kept indefinitely.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Holding a conversation with someone that doesn't have a passion. Small talk is worse than nails on a chalkboard
24. What is your favorite occupation?
To date, the one I've enjoyed the most has been a business strategy analyst
25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Diligence
26. What do you most value in your friends?
Transparent Honesty - Good or bad, If it impacts me, I'd like to know.
27. Who are your favorite writers?
King, Douglas Adams
28. Who is your hero of fiction?
Probably Tony Stark
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
People noted in history have been those that significantly contributed to the outcomes of situations. Other than improving profitability or identifying areas of savings, I really haven't changed direction of anything
30. Who are your heroes in real life?
People who don't professionally identify with a public assistance role, but assist those in need
31. What are your favorite names?
Balthazar. For no real reason outside the way it sounds
32. What is it that you most dislike?
Entitlement & Forming opinions without macro-level understanding
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not taking my 20's seriously
34. How would you like to die?
Quickly
35. What is your motto?
Nothing is deserved, everything is earned


This is going to sound weird, but do you know anyone doing IT in Arkansas? You remind me of someone
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#23
ah fuck it I have nothing better to do

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
No such thing, but I would be content living in isolation somewhere big and green

2. What is your greatest fear?
Not really scared of anything in *that* way

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Inconsistent moods that have too much control over me.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Authoritarianism

5. Which living person do you most admire?
Nobody.

6. What is your greatest extravagance?
My ridiculously expensive education. For a liberal arts qualification. Pretty bad choice of expenditure, really.

7. What is your current state of mind?
Attempting to motivate myself.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
"Good" or otherwise strict moral code(s). If we're talking The Seven, it's Hope.

9. On what occasion do you lie?
When I can't be bothered to engage in long-winded small talk that wouldn't be likely to have any useful outcome.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Entire body.

11. Which living person do you most despise?
N/A

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Intelligence

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"I mean um"

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Cats

16. When and where were you happiest?
I was sort of happy on a holiday in Wales as a child.

17. Which talent would you most like to have?
The ones I already (sort of) have.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Mood swings or lack of motivation. The former is a drug-controllable thing, the latter is the former plus force of will

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I'm still alive. Kind of pleased about that.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Cat

21. Where would you most like to live?
Right now, it'd be Alaska.

22. What is your most treasured possession?
5x4 camera

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
It's feeling hollow that is worse

24. What is your favorite occupation?
Photographer, I guess. That or lecturing on a given subject to undergraduate or master's level.

25. What is your most marked characteristic?
Not sure I have the self awareness to tell

26. What do you most value in your friends?
Intelligence

27. Who are your favorite writers?
Camus and Julian Stallabrass.

28. Who is your hero of fiction?
IDK

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
I don't. I adopted Stalin's haircut and Camus' dress but mostly because I like pea coats.

30. Who are your heroes in real life?
Don't have any

31. What are your favorite names?
I'd prefer Benjamin to Callum.

32. What is it that you most dislike?
IDK

33. What is your greatest regret?
Didn't work hard enough in my first and second years of university.

34. How would you like to die?
Suicide

35. What is your motto?
Don't have one.


I'll enjoy reading this and cringing to death in a few years time.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
Last edited by Banjocal at May 12, 2016,
#24
34: Contraction of the Universe.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#25
What does this have to do with Proust?

Is it because it's long as fuck?
My God, it's full of stars!
#26
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Happy complete family, able to engage in your passions and live comfortably without impeaching upon your standards of living

2. What is your greatest fear?

Dying alone with no friends

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

My general anxiety and need for everything to be planned

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

People just leaving things to chance and not making a proper commitment

5. Which living person do you most admire?

Probably someone like Steven Hawking who has overcome adversity to become the best in their field

6. What is your greatest extravagance?

My wardrobe and Steam library

7. What is your current state of mind?

I am coping but not very well

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

My bluntness. Some people find it funny but I think it alienates people

9. On what occasion do you lie?

"How are you doing?" "Fine thanks you?"

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?

I am pretty happy with my appearance. Probably would like darker eyebrows or to be a bit taller

11. Which living person do you most despise?

David Cameron or ali

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?

Being able to have a laugh in any situation

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Being able to have a laugh in any situation

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

"Cool"

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?

My ex girlfriend but now it is my cat

16. When and where were you happiest?

First 8 months of 2010 and all of 2013

17. Which talent would you most like to have?

The talent to write great songs

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

To give myself lots of self confidence or to be a few inches taller

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

My masters dissertation

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

A cat

21. Where would you most like to live?

Banff in Canada

22. What is your most treasured possession?

My computer possibly

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

When I was legit unemployed and depressed for 6 months to the extent I have only hazy memories of it

24. What is your favorite occupation?

I like drawing it makes everything better

25. What is your most marked characteristic?

Weird obsession with girls in bands

26. What do you most value in your friends?

Their ability to put up with my shit and have fun whilst doing it

27. Who are your favorite writers?

Begrudgingly GRRM. also Chuck Palahniuk

28. Who is your hero of fiction?

Steve Rogers

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Napoleon

30. Who are your heroes in real life?

Alexis Sanchez

31. What are your favorite names?

Rachel, James

32. What is it that you most dislike?

Inability of others to empathise with others beyond their own world view

33. What is your greatest regret?

Probably a bunch of girls I should've got with when I got the chance also I should've done biochemistry degree

34. How would you like to die?

Peacefully

35. What is your motto?

Chat shit get banged
Last edited by EndTheRapture51 at May 12, 2016,
#27
Quote by Fat Lard
This is going to sound weird, but do you know anyone doing IT in Arkansas? You remind me of someone


Y'know? I might. I haven't kept up with a lot of my nerd-buddy contacts and their friends after I stopped pursuing computer science.

Would I have met this person digitally? Or would this have been a face to face deal?
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#29
Quote by Fat Lard
a Devyn or Balthasaar ring any bells? lol, most likely not, but just thought a few things were funny



Actually - they do sort of ring a few bells. Any game in particular?
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#31
For those curious, it appears it were a false alarm. The world was not, in fact, "small".

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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#34
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? i think i know but my description was stupid so idk

2. What is your greatest fear? dying in some sort of mass murder. not only are you dying but so is everyone else and you can hear them all going through pain before having their lives unfairly cut short.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? being weak, lacking intelligence, being socially inept, being easily tricked and manipulated. and most of all trying to improve these and consistently failing.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? deliberately harming others

7. What is your current state of mind? not good. all my life ive felt a constant urge to physically punish myself and even though i know it's stupid and i try to hit a reset button and stop i always end up back in this mindset

9. On what occasion do you lie? I never straight up lie but i always deflect any sort of personal question or questions about me in general cause im ashamed

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? bad skin, asymetrical features, general blandness, underweight (at least this one can be fixed)

11. Which living person do you most despise? probably myself but there are definitely worse people

12. What is the quality you most like in a man? I appreciate anyone with good intentions tbh

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? same as above but when it comes to qts i cant pinpoint exactly what cause it just doesnt work that way you know?

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?idk. It's pathetic how little i know

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? my dog

17. Which talent would you most like to have? being able to make actually good music. but more importantly

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i think being intelligent is the key to everyrhing. I dont want to be stupid anymore.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? I have never accomplished anything other than making myself slightly less shit than i was before

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? a cockatoo again

22. What is your most treasured possession? carl

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? being trapped in a mental prison. or more likely being tortured to death

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? idk at the moment i feel like me and kafka have a lot in common though lol

32. What is it that you most dislike? the fact that there are people who cause death and suffering for no real reason

33. What is your greatest regret? never being loved by anyone tbh. that and having never contributed to society.

34. How would you like to die? on my own terms

35. What is your motto? just shit


there i ug tumblred it but deleted the ones that i didnt know or were dumb answers #slipknot2009 #cockatoopost
#35
Damn dude, whats wrong? You arent being murdered and you arent stupid, stop trippin dawg. I think the pit should make a collab. Everyone gets one track layer, and we throw it all together in fruity loops.
#37
Quote by slipknot5678
2. What is your greatest fear? dying in some sort of mass murder. not only are you dying but so is everyone else and you can hear them all going through pain before having their lives unfairly cut short.
Damn son thanks for the wank material
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#40
Quote by Dreadnought
What does this have to do with Proust?

Is it because it's long as fuck?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proust_Questionnaire

The Proust Questionnaire is a questionnaire about one's personality. Its name and modern popularity as a form of interview is owed to the responses given by the French writer Marcel Proust.[1]

At the end of the nineteenth century, when Proust was still in his teens, he answered a questionnaire in an English-language confession album belonging to his friend Antoinette, daughter of future French President Félix Faure, titled "An Album to Record Thoughts, Feelings, etc." At that time, it was popular among English families to answer such a list of questions that revealed the tastes and aspirations of the taker.

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