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#1
What are the first things you think about a country eg

Finland

Ice
Crazy race car drivers
hairy metal bands
#3
Every time I think of a country that isn't the UK I just assume it's full of complete plebs and I'm always right

The UK is also full of complete plebs but that's really beside the point
I have nothing important to say
#5
I thought Sweden exports trash?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
Iceland - Bjork
N. Ireland - drunks
Ireland - independent drunks
Spain - barely white people
Portugal - a city in Spain
France - why was England so obsessed with you? You arent even that hot
Switzerland - pretty much Germans
Austria - pretty much Germans
Germany - disturbing porn
Italy - teaching England how to live with being a has been
Norway, Sweden, Finland - vikings and blondes
Poland - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Albania - Just call them Russians
Russia - most gangsterest of all white people
Greece - John Travolta & Olivia Newton John
#7
ireland -- the sow that eats her farrow
the u.k. -- brexit
france -- oh la la je suis francais j'aime manger des grenouilles
scandanavia -- racist af
#9
Off the top of my head....

Finland - Kimi Raikkonen
UK - Bad food, shit tap water (fucking lime scale?), don't know what rain is (they call drizzle rain)
Japan - strange ass country with strange ass people but it wouldn't be the same without that, great food
US - Varied landscape, loud people, doomed
Cuba - Nice country, good people, good structure (in more ways than one)
Ireland - want to go there, full of drunks, where Guinness comes out of the water tap
Australia - full of dumb cunts ya dickhead, boring landscape in most parts, great weather, has Resch's
China - good social/family structure, dirty cities, bad pollution, they're like cockroaches in that they will outlast the rest of us cos they're smart
Israel - fucked up place with fucked up problems


its hard to do this without talking about the people :/
#10
I usually think about people I know from that country (either personally or just famous people), food, and geography. There are exceptions, of course.
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#13
Mostly food or music, because those are the only connections I have to most other countries


Iceland - Sigur Ros
India - curry
Vietnam - pho
Spain - flamenco and paella
Russia - pavliickk
Germany - technical death metal
Mexico - tamales
#14
Scotland - a nation of crossdressers

England - bad teeth, which is hilarious since Brits have full dental care and better teeth than Americans (generally)

Germany - square headed assholes.

Mexico - Hot women and stupid men ("Machismo" is about as dumb as it gets). Oh yeah....and enchiladas. MMMMMMMM.
#15
At first I was like "How am I even supposed to think of a country to do this about?" but somehow:

Russia - Putin, Orthodox Church, Syrian Civil War
Finland - DARKNESS, NO PARENTS
Latvia - Home of Dr. Doom
Morocco - ancestral home, still foreign
Saudi - There Will Be Blood (and whips); or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the really high grade drugs in expat compounds
South Africa - Why do I only know your white people?
United States - The wheat bran of countries, plus two cities I love.
Canada - Wheat bran and maple syrup.
Brazil - Carnival, political corruption, and poverty.
Japan - annoying white people, interesting sexual fetishes, earthquakes too horrifying to think about.
China - Hong Kong, and I refuse to consider otherwise.
Mexico - a la nanita nana nanita ella nanita ella
Spain - mi nina tienes suelo, bendito sea, bendito sea
France - my friend who I'll visit eventually but will prolly visit me first.
South Korea - Gangnam, movies, alcohol, metropolitan beauty.
Egypt - Ugh. Fuck. Fuck you guys. Why the fuck do foreigners even like you?
Lebanon - Syrians but gay.
Jordan - Syrians but functional.
Iraq - Syrians but Saudi.
Palestine - Syrians but somehow less violently oppressed?
Israel - Syrians from Europe.
India - one point one billion how the fuck
Australia - Spiders and annoying beer-drinking British-equivalent dudebros/dudegals.
New Zealand - Australia but one you can fathom visiting. Haka.
Scotland - White people
Ireland - White people
North Ireland - which one's this one?
Wales - Speaking in tongues.
England - Boring white people
Spain - Broke but sexy
Italy - Gross but sexy
Greece - Broke and gross.
#16
Wales - an allergy to vowels
Holland -
Canada - my nan who spoke about wanting to go there
Kyrgyzstan - Sporcle
Thailand - my aunt
Kuwait - that one guy that I know from Kuwait
Egypt - that one guy that I know from Egypt

... actually, most of them are just going to be "that one guy I know"
#17
Quote by Minkaro
Wales - an allergy to vowels
Holland -
Canada - my nan who spoke about wanting to go there
Kyrgyzstan - Sporcle
Thailand - my aunt
Kuwait - that one guy that I know from Kuwait
Egypt - that one guy that I know from Egypt

... actually, most of them are just going to be "that one guy I know"



You mean your uncle?
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#18
Quote by RAB11 at #33973279
You mean your uncle?


You're not nice .

Although my dad's worse. Last time we were round my aunt and uncle's house (he's English, and she lives here) he started doing this bizarre fake Thai accent whilst he was talking to her. It's the worst thing I've ever witnessed in person. The actual worst.
#20
I started typing out my automatic thoughts, realised what a terrible racist I am, and stopped
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#21
Iceland - chill people, amazing landscape, viking stuff, darkness & depression, burg
Norway - chill people, nice landscape, high standard of living
Sweden - chill people, high standard of living, forests
Denmark - chill people, high standard of living, boats
Finland - like sweden but more lakes and interesting language
Ireland - nice green landscape, sheep, Guinness
UK - European America
Spain - ugly lisp language, eternal summer, relaxed way of life, good food
Portugal - like spain but with nice language and friendcisco
France - great culture, art, philosophy, great language, great women, beautiful women, possibly best western nation
Netherlands - very good at everything except hating America, navy stuff, ulti
Belgium - great beer, eu beaurocracy, brussels
Luxemburg - snobby rich people
Lichtenstein - even snobbier rich people
Switzerland - crazy xenophobic rich people with guns
Germany - obsession with cars, engineering stuff, ugly language, falsely viewed as good at drinking alcohol, former abusive masters
Austria - like germany except with people having kids locked in their basements
Poland - weird bastard language that i'm starting to like a lot, beautiful women, catholicism, general slav stuff
Czech Rep - beautiful women, atheism, good hardy food, cheap beer, gřeat language, general awesomeness
Slovakia - kinda like czech rep but also eerily similar to slovenia in many ways
Hungary - weird language, nice music, goulash
Croatia - very nice coastline, catholicism, alright people but can be dicks sometimes, constantly want to take our shit
Bosnia - great people, great food, ottoman stuff, bosnian coffee, multiculturalism but also ethnic and religious tensions, serbia and croatia owe it an apology
Serbia - great people tho some problems with nationalism, demonized by the west, good food and music, insanely welcoming of slovenes, rakija
Montenegro - serbia's little brother but with coastline
Macedonia - interesting culture, very welcoming people, problems with corruption, knows the feel of constantly being forgotten in yugoslavia banter :<
Albania - shqiptar, icecream, rural mafia, their expats are fucking everywhere
Greece - general mediterranean stuff, ancient greeks, are not havin a good time rn
Bulgaria - interesting culture, slavs lite™, motherfucking female choirs, macedonia's big bro
Romania - cool language, folklore, a bit slavic
Moldova - poor romania with epic sax guy, wine
Estonia - finland's smaller bro, interesting language
Latvia - general baltic stuff (no clue)
Lithuania - general baltic stuff (no clue)
Belarus - white russia
Ukraine - lots of wheat, beautiful women, cool language, problems with nationalism, problems with russia
Russia - beautiful women in military uniforms, cool language, soviet stuff, vodka, balalaika, ladas with dashcams, cool music, homophobia and orthodox priests at state events, shitty foreign policy, pavelick


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at May 17, 2016,
#22
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Portugal - a city in Spain

m8
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Portugal - like spain but with nice language and friendcisco

#24
Muhrica dumb enough to vote in Trump.
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#25
UK - weak Muslim country who have to pay a license to own a tv
Ireland - poverty country only known for potatoes and guiness
France - weak African country that smells like shit
Spain - unemployed people
Portugal - even more broke than Spain
Germany - very submissive and desperate to bend over for anything so people don't think they're nazis
Italy - cowards who surrender in every war
Finland - drunk people who are mixed with Mongolian and Russian
Sweden - the most beta country in the world
Norway - the mass shooter guy is from there
Greece - the poorest country in the world outside of Africa
East Europe - poor shithole filled with squatters who are drunk 24/7 in Adidas track suits
Russia - communists


These are my objective views of Europe
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#27
ayyyy


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
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ayyyy


Amazing. You think Russian, a coarse guttural language is beautiful, and think Spanish is a lispy crappy language.

What are your thoughts on Arabic or German?
#29
Quote by Minkaro
Wales - an allergy to vowels


AEIOUWY

All vowels in Welsh

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#30
Quote by TobusRex
Amazing. You think Russian, a coarse guttural language is beautiful, and think Spanish is a lispy crappy language.

spanish is a lispy language, but I do not think they speak it with a lisps outside of spain -- at least I never learned to speak spanish with a lisp, and I am pretty sure we were learning "latin american" spanish in school (for obv. reasons). russian is a cool language (n.b., he didn't say "beautiful").
#31
^ Yeah South American Spanish is alright. European Spanish is annoying as fuck. I do think the Russian language is beautiful though.


Arabic is weird but I can't say I dislike it, I think it would grow on me if was exposed to it more.

I am obliged by law to tell you that German is not a language but the sound of dogs barking.

I do like Dutch though and all the North Germanic languages, except Danish. And I forgot to mention in my first post, but Icelandic is fucking beautiful.

edit: actually im not sure about danish, i havent heard it in a while


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at May 17, 2016,
#32
Quote by neidnarb11890
spanish is a lispy language, but I do not think they speak it with a lisps outside of spain -- at least I never learned to speak spanish with a lisp, and I am pretty sure we were learning "latin american" spanish in school (for obv. reasons). russian is a cool language (n.b., he didn't say "beautiful").


That would explain a bit to me. I'm surrounded by Mexicans. Spanish sure isn't lispy the way they speak it over here.

Russian is a cool sounding language, granted, but that is BECAUSE it's coarse and brutal sounding. It just sounds "manly" to me. So does German. Arabic sounds nasty to me though. Sounds like they are always angry and bitching about something.

Generally I think Spanish is considered to be a very beautiful language. For that matter all the so-called "romance" languages. I took French in HS and it hasn't gotten me laid yet (alcohol on the other hand....)
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Quote by TobusRex
That would explain a bit to me. I'm surrounded by Mexicans. Spanish sure isn't lispy the way they speak it over here.

Russian is a cool sounding language, granted, but that is BECAUSE it's coarse and brutal sounding. It just sounds "manly" to me. So does German. Arabic sounds nasty to me though. Sounds like they are always angry and bitching about something.

Generally I think Spanish is considered to be a very beautiful language. For that matter all the so-called "romance" languages. I took French in HS and it hasn't gotten me laid yet (alcohol on the other hand....)



Just a hint as to why they're called that.
#34
You'll look for any excuse to post a picture of someone with tiny genitals, won't you?

Seriously though...how poorly "equipped" the Romans and Greeks must've been. I've seen babies with more generous...uh...."endowments" than those ancient gentlemen who posed for those statues. And here's the kicker: you have to assume they were the SEXIEST MODELS AVAILABLE".

Damn.
Last edited by TobusRex at May 17, 2016,
#35
Quote by TobusRex
You'll look for any excuse to post a picture of someone with tiny genitals, won't you?

Seriously though...how poorly "equipped" the Romans and Greeks must've been. I've seen babies with more generous...uh...."endowments" than those ancient gentlemen who posed for those statues. And here's the kicker: you have to assume they were the SEXIEST MODELS AVAILABLE".

Damn.

Actually it's because the Greeks had a pretty lowbrow sense of humour, and normal and larger dongs were not regarded as something you put on a serious artwork(that wasn't a satyr or a herm or something).
#36
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Actually it's because the Greeks had a pretty lowbrow sense of humour, and normal and larger dongs were not regarded as something you put on a serious artwork(that wasn't a satyr or a herm or something).


Sounds reasonable. I went to the Getty Museum in Los Angeles a few times when I was living out there. When visiting the section dedicated to ancient cultures I saw an ancient Grecian road sign. It was a satyr with an immense phallus pointing towards the destination

Whatever you say about the ancient Greeks, you have to give them style points

Modern Greeks....not so much
Last edited by TobusRex at May 17, 2016,
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Quote by TobusRex
Sounds reasonable. I went to the Getty Museum in Los Angeles a few times when I was living out there. When visiting the section dedicated to ancient cultures I saw an ancient Grecian road sign. It was a satyr with an immense phallus pointing towards the destination

Whatever you say about the ancient Greeks, you have to give them style points

Modern Greeks....not so much

Well, what can you say about the ancient Greeks?
#38
Canada - Colder America
Mexico - Chill people except for the cartels I guess. Good food
Japan - Tech stuff and anime
China - Where our stuff is made
England - Pretty much just think of Top Gear tbh
Ireland - Pretty scenery and drinking
Scotland - Cool accents
Germany - Cars and Nazis
Swizerland - More mountainy Germany
France - Eiffel Tower and shit food, but qt women
Spain - European Mexico
Portugal - ^ and this ridiculously attractive Portugese girl I know
Italy - Cars and awesome food and pretty scenery
Russia - The only countries whose immigrants I've actively disliked ( pavilickk tho <3 )
Nordic Countries - Blondes
Anything Else in Europe - All the same thing that doesn't matter
Australia - Desert, beaches, shit wildlife, and very chill people
New Zealand - Lord of the Rings
India - Good food, people I've met from there are very kind
Brazil - Rio and that's it
Everything else in South America - Not Rio
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#39
Wales and New Zealand: Beautiful countryside full of people with funny accents who are sheep shaggers.
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