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#1
Aren't they just the worst
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#2
they do grow tiresome
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
people who think they're clever deliberately misinterpreting colloquialisms
#4
When you say "could care less" and some loser gets all uppity, like holy shit your grasp of the English language is unparalleled

shut up
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#5
How about all those people when you say "I killed that guy in basketball yesterday"
They call the police and report a murder.
#7
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Hi tumblr user


Shut up
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#8
Quote by WCPhils
When you say "could care less" and some loser gets all uppity, like holy shit your grasp of the English language is unparalleled

shut up


like how can you brag about being super educated and intelligent by loudly pretending you can't understand everyday speech in your native language
#9
I'm so smart I don't understand anything

Take that nerds
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
Quote by WCPhils at #33972679
When you say "could care less" and some loser gets all uppity, like holy shit your grasp of the English language is unparalleled

shut up


you should learn to how speak english tbf
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
gimmie three steps? i'll still see ah you some more
Last edited by mattedbird at May 16, 2016,
#13
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say they'll be more than 2 seconds.
Sounds like a you problem if you ask me.

Quote by WCPhils
When you say "could care less" and some loser gets all uppity, like holy shit your grasp of the English language is unparalleled

shut up
Enablers like you are what's wrong with this country.
#14
when you say "could care less" but you are being ironic -- lit. saying one thing ("could care less") & meaning the opposite ("could not care less") -- but fucking dumbo kids who only understand heavy-handed sarcasm ("I am very sarcastic lol!") do not get it & try to hit you with rules & regulations about what is a logical & permissible use of language through which metaphysical truths can be accurately communicated. le sigh.
#15
Quote by Bladez22
People who count to ten when you say "I'll be ten seconds"...

Aren't they just the worst?


Yeah...they burn my onions too.
I usually can spot them from a hundred paces and avoid them like the plague.
But if I bump into them anyway and they pull that whole "ten seconds" bit with me...

I'll tell them to cross their arms, place both hands on their shoulders, and PUSH!...
What happens next is their head flying out of their ass at high speed,
producing a loud POP!...The sound of a successful extraction.

Here's a photo of one of them so you'll know to avoid them in the future.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/74/83/9e7483a55272506db74207f601ff504c.jpg
Last edited by davidyanity at May 16, 2016,
#16
Quote by Trowzaa at #33972687
you should learn to how speak english tbf
i used to say 'hold down the fort' until that one british dude on youtube made a big fuss about it

you brits are alright
ggg1 ggg3

.
#17
Quote by Bladez22
Aren't they just the worst


100% punchable
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Quote by Trowzaa at #33972687
you should learn to how speak english tbf

no
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#21
They're the best
Quote by JDawg
If by gf you mean the 1tb drive of a porn i have on my computer, and by job you mean the admin time I spend on WoW, and by friends you mean the thousands of people on my myspace profile, and by life you mean im alive...
Then yes, I have all four.
#22
Quote by kalypto
"just give me a sec"

"one"





When someone says something will take a second but it's taken them a second just to say it's going to take a second
I have nothing important to say
#24
"i'll just be a minute"

*goes away*

*comes back*

"you were more than a minute"
#27
Actually, people who say "I'll just be ten seconds" when they know fine well they'll be 5 minutes deserve to die in a fire.
#28
I once spent 40 minutes in front of a tumble dryer imagining those people locked inside it.
#29
I was talking to a girl once and she said that she hates it when people say they're going to take a while but they end up only taking 10 seconds.
#30
Quote by DardySon at #33973004
I was talking to a girl once and she said that she hates it when people say they're going to take a while but they end up only taking 10 seconds.

does she live in opposite land or some shit
#32
Quote by homeless-john
Nah, that's quality bants. Right up there with saying "You can keep it." when somebody asks if they can borrow a tissue.
Or my personal fav:

"Hey, what time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch."

#33
Quote by WCPhils
When you say "could care less" and some loser gets all uppity, like holy shit your grasp of the English language is unparalleled

shut up


People who say "could care less" should be whipped and then killed.
#35
I can be whatever I want as long as I believe in myself
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#37
Quote by kalypto
does she live in opposite land or some shit

I was actually trying to make a premature ejaculation joke.
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Actually, people who say "I'll just be ten seconds" when they know fine well they'll be 5 minutes deserve to die in a fire.



When you let her know what time you're picking her up, text her before leaving, and then show up and get told she'll just be a minute.


35 minutes later I get a phone call, asking what I'm doing.


"Keeping the reservations we made. I was hungry."
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
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