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Do a timeline of your life


Feb. 1989: Born
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2005: transferred from public school to a private school. Lost all my friends from public school.
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May 2007: Graduated high school from the private school.
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August 2007: Started college.
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May 2011: graduated college.
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August 2011: Got a job at a group home.
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August 2014: Left job at the group home.
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October 2015: Got a job at a dog daycare.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#3
Trenchers.

Was yes.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#5
everyone would laugh at my shit milestones of my life if i posted mine like how long it took for me to get kissed

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#6
Quote by sashki
1991: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
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1993: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
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this p much

Quote by EndTheRapture51
everyone would laugh at my shit milestones of my life if i posted mine like how long it took for me to get kissed

how long did it take you to get kissed
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1992: born
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1996: Moved to San Diego
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2002: First World Cup, fell in love with football, also moved to Sydney
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2004: Started high school
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2006: School trip to Japan, first job, first girlfriends
2007: Another trip to Japan, first guitar
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2009: Finished school, moved back to England
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2011: Started job I'm still in, went back to Australia for a few weeks, had sex
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2013: Moved out of my dad's, met my wife
2014: Became a dad
2015: Got married
2016: Became an uncle

Pretty standard really.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#9
1982: born
2001: joined military
2003: Iraq
2005: Iraq
2006: Afghanistan
2008: Iraq
2009: Afghanistan
2009: Landstuhl Medical Center in Germany
2011: Job with offshore oil company
2013: Married
2014: Son born
#10
1981: born

fuck this noise, imma do something else now
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
1990: born

in between: ????

now: profit

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life
Holy shit, I knew you were married with a kid, but I didn't know you were actually younger than me
Last edited by matt bickerton at May 27, 2016,
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1991 - Born
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1995 - Moved to Essex
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1997 - My first memory associated with a date
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2003 - Started secondary school
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2005 - Became emo
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2007 - First girlfriend
2008 - First kiss
2009 - Befriended all the people I'm currently best friends with
2010 - Started University, moved to Norwich
2011 - Got girlfriend again, got laid finally
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2014 - Graduated university with my Masters, moved back to Essex, my life fell apart
2015 - Got job moved to Cambridge
2016 - ? ? ?

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Quote by matt bickerton

Holy shit, I knew you were married with a kid, but I didn't know you were actually younger than me


My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

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1991 - born
1995 - primary school
2003 - secondary school
2008 - started studying electrical engineering in college
2009 - dropped out of college in February, spent half a year being a miserably sack of poop, worked at my uncle's company for a bit, soldering stuff and filing down casings for GPS systems
2009 - started studying translation in September
2011 - moved to London for half a year (until Feb 2012) for an internship
2013 - did a two month internship March/April, got my bachelor's in translation in July, started a job 200 km from where I had lived all my life (except the bit in London), even during college.
2016 - made a timeline
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Quote by slipknot5678 at #33985431
1996: born
Everything else: just shit

yea but 1992
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1992 = entered the 3rd dimension.
1993 - 1996 = drew pictures, played with legos, preschool training.
1997 - 2006 = played sports, drew pictures, played with legos, elementary - middle school.
2007 - 2010 = played music, high school.
2011 - 2014 = played music, junior college.
2015 - 2016 = played music.

Hopefully in the future it says played music, played with legos, played sports, drew pictures, 4 year college. Then after that, all the above without work or school.
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Quote by korinaflyingv
how this


we started dating near the end of the year

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Quote by EndTheRapture51
we started dating near the end of the year

Like 5 minutes before the end of the year, or a more reasonable 0.5s before the end?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable but in the end is right
Nobody cares about the timeline of your life
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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Quote by slapsymcdougal
Like 5 minutes before the end of the year, or a more reasonable 0.5s before the end?

But that would imply kissing to the New Year's countdown, which didn't happen as the kiss occurred the following year.
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Quote by ali.guitarkid7
But that would imply kissing to the New Year's countdown, which didn't happen as the kiss occurred the following year.

No, I'm suggesting the 'dating' began at those points in time.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Quote by slapsymcdougal
Like 5 minutes before the end of the year, or a more reasonable 0.5s before the end?


Like in November

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
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Quote by EndTheRapture51
Like in November

Either I knew some proper slags or that was pretty slow going.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I'm suggesting the 'dating' began at those points in time.

And I'm saying that this implies the dating was started by a kiss, as that window of time is reserved for becoming intoxicated and kissing someone.

So because neither of those apply in this instance, that means it would've happened prior to this window... which implies that even his gf wouldn't kiss him on New Year's.


Yah, I know, that was a pretty long setup but I enjoyed it.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at May 27, 2016,
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Quote by Arby911
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable but in the end is right
Nobody cares about the timeline of your life

just for you:

1990: born
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not important
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Feb 2015: M235i
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Feb 2016: Miata
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~nothing else matters~

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Either I knew some proper slags or that was pretty slow going.


Probably a bit of both tbf

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#30
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Probably a bit of both tbf

Well, I'd never have gotten anywhere without slags, so that was always going to be true.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Quote by Arby911
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable but in the end is right
Nobody cares about the timeline of your life


3rd response in the thread

do try and keep up
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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you didn't even follow the format
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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Quote by theogonia777
you didn't even follow the format


I didn't intend to, all I wanted to get to was the last line. In the plagiarized words of the immortal, great, moderately amusing Adam Savage "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

We don' need no steenkin' social contracts!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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My memory is very very poor, so dates and years I cannot do. But,

Birth in England

Move to Cyprus (maybe 5 y/o?)

Move back at around 7

(there's a gap here where I have no memories - skip to 10 or 12)

high school

move to another high school

move to another high school

college (now around 16)

gap year (18)

university (20)
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Quote by Arby911
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable but in the end is right
Nobody cares about the timeline of your life

After a long internal back-and-forth, I've decided to be respectful and not make a joke regarding your timeline and the character limits for posts on this website.


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1989: born
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|1994: School
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|1997: Went to a different primary school
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|2001: Secondary school
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|2005: Left secondary school and started college.
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|2007: Left college and went to university
|2008: Dropped out of university and went to a different one
|2009: Dropped out of that one too. Went to college.
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|2011: Graduated from college.
|2012: Got job as apprentice
|2013: Left job as apprentice
|2014: Got job as admin somewhere.
|2015: Got job as admin somewhere else.
|2016: Realised life has been really boring.
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Quote by ultimate-slash
After a long internal back-and-forth, I've decided to be respectful and not make a joke regarding your timeline and the character limits for posts on this website.




“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#40
Quote by mr.******
Do a timeline of your life


But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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