Barack Obama 'will reveal alien and UFO details before he leaves office

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http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien-and-ufo-details-held-by-the-us-before-he-leaves-office/ar-BBtsnIN

probably just going to be some typical government cover-up BS

in light of all the GOD threads lately, why no aliens?
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yeah, there's more chance of me getting abducted right this second than that being true
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There are lots and lots and lots of crop circles on Earth. Lots and lots and lots of pyramids too. Where did they come from?
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There are lots and lots and lots of crop circles on Earth. Lots and lots and lots of pyramids too. Where did they come from?

i legitimately feel bad for you.
#9
How did the many people manage to make pyramids that date back 10,000 years? How do people make crop circles that are perfect fractal geometrical images?
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There are lots and lots and lots of crop circles on Earth. Lots and lots and lots of pyramids too. Where did they come from?

Oh, buddy. This is beyond even you.
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"sry guys, roswell is so classified even the president doesn't have the legit deets, none of what he said is true"

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i legitimately feel bad for you.


it's v sad
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There are lots and lots and lots of crop circles on Earth. Lots and lots and lots of pyramids too. Where did they come from?

*closes thread*
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How did the many people manage to make pyramids that date back 10,000 years? How do people make crop circles that are perfect fractal geometrical images?

You'd be surprised what people can accomplish when they're not engulfed in a permanent haze of pot smoke.
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I worry about some people on here.

The pyramids must be at least under 10,000 years old because the world is only 10,500 years old
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Whoever first thought of making a crop circle or a pyramid was high as fuck.
Pot shaming is so 80s.
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How did the many people manage to make pyramids that date back 10,000 years? How do people make crop circles that are perfect fractal geometrical images?

Tie a rope to a stick, put the stick in the ground, put the rope around your head, and run in a circle. Boom, buddy. Now you got yourself a corn circle.

Even the ancient Mexicans understood how powerful corn could be, even going so far as to make labrynths out of them. We now know these as "maizes".
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#18
I saw a prank crop circle guy on TV using a square of chain link fence, holding ropes attached to it and he would step on the fence and it would just push over and flatten all the corn.
He made beautiful crop circles like that
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Tie a rope to a stick, put the stick in the ground, put the rope around your head, and run in a circle. Boom, buddy. Now you got yourself a corn circle.

Even the ancient Mexicans understood how powerful corn could be, even going so far as to make labrynths out of them. We now know these as "maizes".
sssh no aliens
#20
inb4 area 51 is a top secret military technology R&D facility so they can't actually tell us about any of it other than that it exists.
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How did the many people manage to make pyramids that date back 10,000 years?


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How did the many people manage to make pyramids that date back 10,000 years? How do people make crop circles that are perfect fractal geometrical images?

Never disappoints lol


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Tie a rope to a stick, put the stick in the ground, put the rope around your head, and run in a circle. Boom, buddy. Now you got yourself a corn circle.

Even the ancient Mexicans understood how powerful corn could be, even going so far as to make labrynths out of them. We now know these as "maizes".

And they've figured out how the pyramids were made already too, but I'm hesitant to tell him to look it up cause who knows what that'll lead too him believing.
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i wrote an essay for my art history class first year of uni. and i remember reading an article describing a water system used to carry those huge slabs of rocks to make the pyramid

i don't know if its a legitimate truth about Giza or any of the other pyramids, but it makes a lot of sense, and it's pretty interesting how they did it.

the pyramids are one of the few things that make me truly believe in ancient aliens...
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#27
Pyramids are just pieces of stone put one on top of the other going towards the center. Never understood what's so alien-y about them.

Like, if you ever wanna put stones on top of each other, a pyramid is the perfect structure to choose, since you can just start with the bottom layer, leave a small ring at the top of it for you to stand on and work in and put another layer in the center, repeating it until you reach the top. It leaves you with a convenient set of steps for each of those phases (so you can go from the ground to the unfinished level and back down), including the last one (i.e after putting the last stone at the top you have steps to go back down).

Like really, which big structure made of stone could humans possibly have created (back at that time) that wasn't pyramids?
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i wrote an essay for my art history class first year of uni. and i remember reading an article describing a water system used to carry those huge slabs of rocks to make the pyramid

i don't know if its a legitimate truth about Giza or any of the other pyramids, but it makes a lot of sense, and it's pretty interesting how they did it.

the pyramids are one of the few things that make me truly believe in ancient aliens...

Yea, they apparently wet the sand just enough that it made it easier to move without using too much. Believe they still used wooden logs to roll it too.
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probably just going to be some typical government cover-up BS


haha, true. "muh most transparent presidency award ever"


All bets it's just going to be some Mirage Men post-post-psyop thing


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Like really, which big structure made of stone could humans possibly have created (back at that time) that wasn't pyramids?

There may have been a few that all got destroyed with time.
Pyramid shape is the most stable architectural shape known to man.
Who knows, maybe Egyptians and South Americans had huge monuments of all shapes that didn't last.

Well probably not egyptians, they would have kept record of that but maybe Americans did.
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#31
I watched a special where they showed people making huge crazy crop circles with just a rope and wood. The rope allows them to make perfect circles from a center point.
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#32
Those poor Egyptian pharos. They had it all figured out. They were going to live forever as gods but then someone dug them up before the end of time. Doh! Btw has anyone ever discredited the hypothesis that the pyramids were actually designed to sink into the earth's core and survive the geological pressure underground?
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