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Weab
31 47%
Bald
35 53%
Voters: 66.
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#1
Choice 1:
You wake up with an abiding and irresistible love for anime and other aspects of Japanese culture (´・ω・`)

Choice 2:
You wake up totally bald. Nothing to comb over, you're Captain Picard.
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#3
nothing wrong with anime

i love my long locks, would rather watch a season of samurai champloo every day than be a bald phaggot
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#4
Anything to be one with waifu.

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nothing wrong with anime

i love my long locks, would rather watch a season of samurai champloo every day than be a bald phaggot
That's not anime tho. That's a western cartoon trying to be an anime. Watch Samurai Champloo.
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#5
I already like anime and Patrick Stewart is super duper hot so either one of those is fine with me.
#6
Defs bald. I feel like I'd eventually find some sort of fulfilling respite in being bald. Being a weab is just dark. There is no silver lining there, and the lack of awareness might kill me.

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i love my long locks, would rather watch a season of samurai champloo every day than be a bald phaggot

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#7
I don't want to lose my hair

But are we just becoming bald or actually Captain Picard because that will change my vote j/s
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#8
Already into anime so if I woke up tomorrow into anime it would be pretty normal
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#9
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I don't want to lose my hair

But are we just becoming bald or actually Captain Picard because that will change my vote j/s

You're not actually him but as a fellow baldy you'll know him and hang out sometimes.
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#10
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You're not actually him but as a fellow baldy you'll know him and hang out sometimes.

That's good enough to get any skanky bar milf anywhere
#11
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You're not actually him but as a fellow baldy you'll know him and hang out sometimes.

Ok that's worth it then

I'll go bald
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#12
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But most women like hair desu senpai
#13
idc what women like because I'll convince Patrick Stewart to go gay with me
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#15
Bald because then I'd be forced to get buff and tan. If you're bald you can't really be skinny and pale af without looking like an alien/cancer patient
#16
Bald is the correct answer. Do we really need to go into why?


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#19
neither of those things are bad, i'd do both

i'm already a weeb and i don't think i'd hate being bald
well maybe
wouldn't be able to have dat hot pink hair anymore
#20
Don't lie to me inst, do you actually have pink hair right now
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#21
well i did like a month or two ago, but it's faded and looks like a 90s boy band now bc it's like super bleached blonde almost white with really dark hair underneath

i am getting it recolored pretty soon tho
trying to decide whether to go bright hot pink again or cotton candy blue
#26
If I'm bald that means I don't have to waste money getting my hair cut anymore.

But being passionate about something is also a good thing.

Huh
ggg1 ggg3

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#27
This is great, I love this thread.

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#28
If I became a weeb that'd be pretty bad, but being bald is even worse.

I just don't have the face for it.
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#30
I started going bald when I was 19. By the time I was 25 I had that "Costanza" look down cold, and I can't say I was too happy about it. Already I was having a hard time getting laid, and now this?

I've saved a lot of money on shampoo over the years, I guess. Other than that....being bald sucks.

I shaved my head completely for the first time a few months ago, was a decent look for me!
#33
One of these things is not nearly as bad as the other. So I propose a more equal question.

The biggest, blackest wiener you can imagine being shoved up your ass to the base of the cock, and lube-free.

Or

The anime.
#34
My imagination is pretty wild though. Could be the size of the Eiffel tower.
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#36
Set course directly away from being a fucking weab loser.

*pull sharply downwards on uniform jacket*

Enagage at maximum warp.
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#38
as if anime is any different than a regular tv show besides it being animated.

asnyone who says otherwise is ignorant af and should be ashamed of themselves.

that's not just the drunk talking.


ok that may be partially the drunk talking.
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 30, 2016,
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