#3
fanny packs are sexy huuu
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#5
I wear an empty one all the time.
It's neon green and it says "D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs" on it.
#6
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I wear an empty one all the time.
It's neon green and it says "D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs" on it.
it'd be funnier if you said
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I wear one all the time.
It's neon green and it says "D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs" on it. It's where I keep my drugs.
#7
I've stashed some weed in it before.
Usually I just wear it in hopes that somebody says something about it
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#8
Yeah probably.
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wuld u pack her fannie?

Fuck you I came in here specifically to say "I'd pack her fanny"
#11
I'd say "Nice fanny pack, I've got one as well (UK), if you want to check it out..."

So no. It wouldn't be a dealbreaker
I have nothing important to say
#12
Depends if she was wearing anything else
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
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wuld u pack her fannie?

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Fuck you I came in here specifically to say "I'd pack her fanny"

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#16
as long as it isn't filled with tampons or pads id hhu
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#17
I'd pack her fanny


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#18
I guide her hand to my zipper. She unzips my fanny pack by mistake. Raviolis spill out everywhere.
#22
We call them bum bags in my country. Fanny is a vag, not a posterior.

And just like with girls that wear overalls, I would not go there. Bum bags are nerdy af
#24
I would wish I was that fanny pack and also packing that fanny.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
I'd say "nice fanny pack fair madam, a shame I'm not packing that fanny" before skating away on my heelys.
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I'd say "nice fanny pack fair madam, a shame I'm not packing that fanny" before skating away on my heelys.

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...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
id tell her something like "thats a bitchin fanny pack" and shed probably look at me weird

but by god she would know i thought it was a bitchin fanny pack
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#32
I used to carry a Colt M1991 compact 45 automatic in a fanny pack. So when I was "packing" I was fanny packing. I wore it in the front and in hindsight I'm lucky I never got my dick shot off!

Then when they went out of fashion I opted for either a shoulder or ankle holster depending on how I was dressed.
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