#1
When I was in middle school I met this dude named Zach. He was in my woodshop class, he sat next to me and I would talk to him a lot, even though he didn't have much to say. I always knew something was wrong with him. He didn't really respond to people, and didn't have a lot of friends, he was in a few special ED classes, but he looked pretty normal so nobody messed with him.

flash forward 10 years, and this dude add's me on facebook (this was like a month ago).
cool, so I add him and follow him.
I go on his profile and it's nothing but selfies of him doing this weird face
i was thinking "wtf" in my head, but I remembered he was kinda slow, so whatever ...

so a few days after finding me, I got a text message from him
(i have no idea how he got my number...)
and he said "hey bro"
I go ahead and say whats up and do a little small talk. I even ask the dude if he want's to hang out sometime, because it's a been a while, and he's like "cool bro". I sincerely wouldn't mind catching up with the fellow, he was pretty chill

then he texts me again the next day, same thing ... "hey bro"
I text him back, small talk, the end

then he starts texting me everyday with just "hey bro"
he doesn't ever ask to hang out or nothing, doesn't even bring up any topics or shares anything with me... just "hey bro"...

i'm starting to think this dude just want's attention, but I play along with it for a few weeks, but it's starting to bug me that he keeps texting me for no reason, and i have no idea how he got my number.

So yesterday he texted me again for like 100th time with "hey bro" and I just got fed up, and straight up told him that if he doesn't wan't to hang out or share anything with me, he should stop texting me. He says "ok bro"
I feel kinda bad, because I always tell him about my day, how i'm doing, but whatever, he was annoying me

then today the dude texts me again with "hey bro"
I ask him "what do you want?"
and he says "nothing bro"

I then proceeded to tell him to fuck off, blocked his number, blocked him from social media, and I really hope the dude doesn't try to contact me again

i feel bad for telling a slow dude to fuck off, but I had to, he was annoying the chit out of me..

what would you guys do? I seriously regret adding him on social media, I was just trying to be friendly... fuck
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#2
He was in special erectile dysfunction classes?

Damn, your school was weird.
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#3
hey cool story bro
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#6
He annoyed the what out of you?
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#7
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He annoyed the what out of you?


chit = shit

i know it takes a second out of my day to respond to his texts, but if he's smart enough to find my number (my contact info is blocked on facebook btw, still clueless...) then he should be able to figure out that I was tired of his "hey bro" texts before I told him to fuk off.

I understand that some people need a form of interaction (seeing as that he has little to no friends), but he wasn't extremely mentally handicapped in the first place. Otherwise I wound't have even added him on social media, and probably wouldn't have even spoke to him middleschool. He just had a learning disability of some sort, probably
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Hello.
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Last edited by k.lainad at Jun 1, 2016,
#9
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i know it takes a second out of my day to respond to his texts, but if he's smart enough to find my number (my contact info is blocked on facebook btw, still clueless...) then he should be able to figure out that I was tired of his "hey bro" texts before I told him to fuk off.

I understand that some people need a form of interaction (seeing as that he has little to no friends), but he wasn't extremely mentally handicapped in the first place. Otherwise I wound't have even added him on social media, and probably wouldn't have even spoke to him middleschool. He just had a learning disability of some sort, probably

nice reading comprehension bro
#10
I already thought you were terrible anyway.
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#15
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i feel bad for telling a slow dude to fuck off, but I had to, he was annoying the chit out of me..

what would you guys do? I seriously regret adding him on social media, I was just trying to be friendly... fuck

I would have done the same, so don't feel bad about it.
Remember...you gave him a chance, and you were being nice about it at first.
It's not your fault that he couldn't take the hint.
#16
He probably just lacks social skills he was trying to reach out maybe develope some better social interaction you just set him back 5 years!

Just kidding bro I'm sure he is going to be fine as long as he doesn't begin stalking you!
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#18
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No, but he sounds it. You're positive that your facebook isn't connected to your mobile cellular number? Best to just block him, data memory and everything.
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#20
There was a girl I was talking to for a while who would annoy me in a similar way. She would text me every day wanting to chat, but would just give me simple responses every time I tried to spark up a conversation and never seemed to have anything to say. It annoyed the hell out of me.
#21
It wouldn't have hurt you to be polite about it...

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#22
Maybe he's actually a scheming bastard and wanted to give you a slow, heavy scare.

Doing the same thing slowly, repeatedly, relentlessly is always creepier than anything sudden that you can call the cops with.
#23
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He was in special erectile dysfunction classes?



This was the first thing I thought.

I would have probably just ignored the messages until they stopped, but your way works too.
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#24
You should have flirted with him until he felt uncomfortable so he wouldn't speak to you again.
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#25
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You should have flirted with him until he felt uncomfortable so he wouldn't speak to you again.


Hey bro..

The dude might have been into it. Then TS would've had to follow through... Then he could be in trouble to taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person.
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#26
You should have just replied with "hey bro" and then one day you would have been a joint holder of the world record for longest conversation containing nothing but "hey bro"
I have nothing important to say
#28
it's okay. most of everybody is terrible people.
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#29
Took you 100+ times to tell him to go away.

Which one of you is the slow one here...
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#30
100% chance that he's looking at you from somewhere every time he texts you.

Do you own a firearm&?
#31
He's not "slow", he faces extra velocity challenges


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Holy shit, I've known 3 Zacharys and all three are autistic. wtf
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#32
I was waiting for another lainad chitpost
A poem.
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