#2
But if he goes back in time he'll just remember that it didn't exist yet

You should go back in time and make the thread on his birthday so he can read it on his birthday.


Also happy birthday
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Void is a wanker that's why

#6
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Happy birthday or whatever.

Do you want chicken or real chicken?

Do what?

Happy birthday, friendo!
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
hb gpg
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10



O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#11
Happy birthday cunt

If I still knew a prostitute I'd try to convince her to lower her price or better yet give a freebie
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Happy birthday. I will have some drinks tonight in your honour and totally won't just drink because it's saturday and I was going to do that anyway.
I have nothing important to say
#15
Happy b-day!


I got you moules frites.


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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#19
hbdgpg
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do