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Think of somebody generally accepted as good looking, and point out something about their looks that isn't good.

I'll start.

Selena Gomez has a freakishly small face.
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one of my ears is lower than the other
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Selena Gomez's boobs are too big for her baby face

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Selena Gomez has a freakishly small face.

Nah, it's just that she has a massive man jaw
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Selena Gomez's eyes are too far apart.

Am I doing it right? This is the bash Selena Gomez thread, right?
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Taylor Swift is too tall and looks like a bird

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Taylor Swift is too skinny. She would look better if she put on some weight, particularly around her breasts and belly.
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one of my ears is lower than the other


Yes, but you are a troglodyte. I specifically stated "GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE"
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Taylor Swift has no ass.


You sure as hell got that right.
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I specifically stated "GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE"

Why are they speaking about Taylor Swift then?
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Nah, it's just that she has a massive man jaw


You may be on to something. The thing is...her face looks too small for her head. It's a pretty face at least.
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Why are they speaking about Taylor Swift then?


Don't know. With the body of a skinny 11 year old boy and eyes in perma squint mode...I've never understood the Taylor Swift allure. I saw a picture of her awhile back with her eyes not in "squint mode" and she was a lot cuter. I didn't even realize it was her until somebody told me
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You need to visit Oklahoma sometime....
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Ryan Gosling's eyes are too close together.
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Don't know. With the body of a skinny 11 year old boy and eyes in perma squint mode...I've never understood the Taylor Swift allure. I saw a picture of her awhile back with her eyes not in "squint mode" and she was a lot cuter. I didn't even realize it was her until somebody told me


It's the juxtaposition of her being the girl next door while at the same time being the biggest pop star in the world. She's a real girl that you could totally get but you actually can't have her because she's famous. Though she would be better off if she kept the girl next door look. Like if she dressed like this all the time. You know, and still put on weight.

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Not a fan of the "even Joe 90 would think these are too big" glasses.

You saying none of your neighbours ("girls next door") wear stupid novelty glasses?
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You saying none of your neighbours ("girls next door") wear stupid novelty glasses?

Only Kanye.
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Chris Evans is TOO ripped and he's making me look bad

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my hair is a mess atm
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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Rose Leslie is also Tory scum

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Rose Leslie is also Tory scum

People who use this phrase need to deal with their anger issues.
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Rose Leslie is also Tory scum

Yeah, don't ya just hate people who own castles in Britain?
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45% of Scots need to deal with their anger issues
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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Yeah, don't ya just hate people who own castles in Britain?


oi chris

fuck off

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