#4
one time I picked up my dildo and she said "we toys can see eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. So play nice."

ever since then I've learned to treat objects with lots of respect.
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#5
Once when I was little I bumped into a mannequin and apologized to it. Other than that, no.
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#6
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Once when I was little I bumped into a mannequin and apologized to it. Other than that, no.


ive done the same thing its pretty embarrassing

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#7
The amount of attention and care I put into my cars easily dwarfs those for human beings.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
Waifu pillow is a real person you just don't understand.
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#9
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one time I picked up my dildo and she said "we toys can see eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. So play nice."

Holy shit.
#12
After a gig I always pat the old Marshall for a job well done. I have named objects in my life because of the stuff that happened or things I've been through with them.

I have a really nice Carrera racing bike I call Stephanie, the running joke is 'I'm going to ride Stephy when I get home'

I have named my PC tower Amy V4, the V4 is because this is 3rd PC I built myself but then her HDD died so I had to do a brain transplant... which is why she is now named Amy V4. I started to name my PCs because I did start building them myself and to be honest having a PC when I was that young and growing up in the prime internet development era was quite special. The PC connected me to the wider world in a way that just uncomprehensible back then.
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#13
I call my bottle opener Greg. We've had deep political discussions.
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#14
Only guitars like a weirdo

Oh and I scream at things like that are people when they make me angry
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#16
Only my vehicles and music gear.
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#18
Any 'thing' that I perceive to have a personality. Usually said 'thing' has a set of complex moving parts that provide non-uniform functionality (auto/bike).

Some things that have human or life-like characteristics become people as well.

Anything that's named differently than how the object is defined is treated as a person. Similar to Anthony, I've named my amp heads, guitars, and my first soldering pencil. They certainly don't make soldering pencils like they used to.
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#19
I've only named a guitar once, a Schecter Gryphon which I called Peter because family guy. Other than that not really. I've named cars, but I never use the name really. My friends used to call my first POS car "the green dragon"
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#20
It's funny cause as much as I love guitars I don't think I have ever named one outside of a joke. I call my Dean the bitch or blue balls but aside from that, I just call them guitars
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#21
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When people name their things HMD.


what does HMD stand for? HMU stands for "hit me up", so I'm guessing HMD stands for "hit my dick"?
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#22
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what does HMD stand for? HMU stands for "hit me up", so I'm guessing HMD stands for "hit my dick"?


Hold my dick
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#23
im nicer to some of my things than my family, but thats because theyve proven themselves to be of some worth.

unlike my fuckface brother.
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